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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:19 pm

Babylon 5 S3E7: Exogenesis

Spoiler:

Parasites on the station, and Ivanova feels out the newb.

-Sean Connery's flying the shuttle.
-Background dude got a promotion. Time to die.
-Ivanova getting defensive.
-Sex with aliens is rough.
-It only hurts at first.
-Well well, a Ceti eel that goes in through the back.
-Oh, that Asian dude from last week up to no good again.
-Is the newbie loyal or what?
-Geezer's having a rough go.
-Marcus actually doing his job.
-Dude just up and died... or not.
-There's our puppeteer.
-He has to do things.
-Careful, Doc.
-Geezer got a bug too.
-Ha, Ivanova trying to chat.
-Uh huh, "coffee".
-Marcus found an adventure buddy.
-Lol, bring her flowers dude.
-Spiderman is on the station.
-And they found the nest.
-"Oh, these dumb things? Lying on the floor."
-"Sorry newb, you're not enough of a cowboy. Get out."
-Medicine under threat: the best kind.
-Hahahaha, that's his special pole.
-The bouncing ball was a trick? Shocker.
-The eels are historians? Oooookay.
-And it just hopped on out.
-Doc's putting yet more work on his plate.
-She dumped him. Awwwwwwwwkward.
-Oh, geezer's not dead after all.
-Haha, he got her flowers.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:39 pm

Babylon 5 S308

Spoiler:

- Bacon and Eggs
- SPACE NINJA FIGHT
- Tense waiting while the senate investigation continues
- And now everyone knows about The Shadows
- They think they're torturing G'Kar because of his singing rofl
- Whoops, found a Shadow on Mars
- Oh fuuuuuck, they somehow activated it
- Welp, there's was another ship
- Welp, that guy's gonna try to kill you at some point, Zack, he feels like God instead of voyeur
- Oh boy, they're gonna be all over the news if they don't get blown up in the White Star
- The conspiracy responds by saying "there's a conspiracy against us"
- Wuh, Night Watch noticed the Captain is gone
- Awwww shiiiit, sexy time
- Rain hitting the roof at night, best sound ever
- WHOOPS, they activated it
- Should probably go back for that wing you shot off it, they'll definitely study that on Earth
- Oh hey, the Agamemnon
- Aw shiiii, atmospheric jump
- Earth will try to use this as an excuse to impose more security things
- Marcus made her a flow chart for her. The Night Watch are totally gonna find that and use it as evidence
- Welp, Martial Law
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:05 pm

Babylon 5 S3E8: Messages from Earth

-As a minor brag, this was the episode for which I went to a Babylon 5 viewing party, and JMS called in after the show for a short Q&A session.

Spoiler:

-Traitor sign behind Ivanova.
-And she gets a friendly note.
-Uh huh. A "favor".
-Nunchuks? Lol, that'll work.
-Good mooks. Wait for your turn.
-Marcus. Go save your girl.
-Too late dude, she passed out so she can't consent.
-Oh, Clark's physician. I guess that bit got passed on.
-And the Fighter Jock footage.
-G'Kar doing his MLK thing.
-And he's writing a book.
-Narn written right to left.
-Garibaldi got a special package.
-Director making a big-ass deal out of this one.
-Okay Carter, lay it on them.
-Ha, the Martian winter, 1C colder than the Martian summer.
-Oh, they found one of *those*.
-Of course it gets worse.
-An artifact of DEATH, like the Ark of the Covenant.
-Haha, another one.
-The call of the Nazgul.
-And Garibaldi kept a souvenir.
-Dropping eggs through the solar system.
-Lennier giving her the old hand to the back.
-Sheridan needs some of that half-Minbari lovin'
-The Nightwatch grupenfuhrer checking in.
-Taking off the badge. Gonna go kill someone.
-Anticonspirators going to make a strike.
-Well, just Sheridan and Delenn.
-"Went to Minbar on holiday. Be back in a fortnight- Cpt. Smiley."
-Lot of empty space on that bridge.
-Ah, the redoubtable fifth column.
-Oh, so we can just make shit up? Cool.
-I suppose there are no beds on the White Star.
-Lennier just wants to peep on him napping.
-There are some wacky Minbari beds.
-Yeah, let Delenn help you "meditate".
-I assume Delenn knows what a "dad" and a "hose" are.
-"Alexa, make rain noises."
-Awww, they're touching.
-Haha. Marcus having some fun.
-Wild badgers!
-Rock-n-roll time.
-Aha, they have bionic pilots.
-Yeah, let's wake it up and hope it doesn't kill everyone. Hell of a plan.
-Or it just doesn't want to leave any evidence or witnesses.
-Well, we winged it.
-Only a flesh wound.
-He has a plan.
-Captain, she'll fly apart!
-Fly her apart then!
-Lennier doesn't believe in reserves.
-Haha, missed me.
-Gravity is a harsh mistress.
-Well, that was easy.
-Oops, you got spotted.
-Delenn's going to take the Third Option.
-Good thing that doesn't fuck up the jump point. They might end up inside a moon otherwise.
-Uh oh, grupenfuhrer knows something's up.
-And Zack's gotta make a choice.
-He made an org chart!
-Duh, he wants to get in your pants.
-Martial law. Dun dun duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-Shit, say hello to fan.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:52 pm

waxingjaney wrote:Babylon 5 S3E8: Messages from Earth

-As a minor brag, this was the episode for which I went to a Babylon 5 viewing party, and JMS called in after the show for a short Q&A session.

Did he say anything interesting?


Spoiler:

-Too late dude, she passed out so she can't consent.

You're fucking savage rofl rofl rofl
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:05 am

bomaye wrote:Babylon 5 S3E8: Messages from Earth

-As a minor brag, this was the episode for which I went to a Babylon 5 viewing party, and JMS called in after the show for a short Q&A session.

Did he say anything interesting?

Nothing I remember after 20 years, but he was a Usenet regular back then, so it was more of a novelty than anything else.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:10 am

S3 E9

Spoiler:

- Londo giving Vir a lesson in proper propaganda
- "Intelligence has nothing to do with politics"
- One of the Emperor's wives, just in time for Martial Law
- President Clark issued and executive order to dissolve the Senate. So the space-future doesn't have an American-style system or a system with checks and balances?
- "You're on your own" welp
- "Did you see their faces?" Fucking Male Bridge Extra with his puppy-dog eyes asking what they did wrong, that's gonna haunt Sheridan
- Saddle up the White Star and go get General Hague
- Night Watch gonna make a move?
- G'Kar's singing rofl
- Fucking humans, ruining Londo's meeting
- Shots fucking fired, Majel Barrett is on the scene
- And of course she's playing another psychic-type (even if it's a prophet)
- Wow, the Night Watch taking over security?
- Garibaldi gonna crack some skulls
- That was kind of impressive that he ripped that armband off that guy so smoothly in that take
- Sword Guy: "Yup, G'Kar is nuts"
- "THEY STARTED SHOOTING" Lady Morella "I gotta see this shit"
- Noooooo, escape, General Hague
- SHIT YEAH, FUCK'EM UP HAGUE
- AWWW YEAHHH RIOT TIME
- Oh shit, was that General at the beginning using cute language at him to tell him the secret plan?
- Oh man, I thought those boots were Sheridan's at first and he'd just completely lost his shit
- "Get in" RIP Zack
- D'awwww, the Emperor's Third Wife tending to Vir
- Wuh oh, she saw his evil future
- Narns are coming in to replace them?
- If you were one of the cops without the riot gear, wouldn't you wait until the cops with the riot gear were ahead of you before entering?
- The Zack Attack Is Back, Jack
- Dramatic exit Zack Grin
- "You did the right thing, Zack." "You know, everybody says that and I don't know what it means anymore." That was a low-key really great line, shows the seeping propaganda and psychological tactics of the conspiracy had been working even on the grunts who didn't really care about the ideology that much
- The political office isn't part of the chain of commanddddddddddddddd
- Oh man, that General back home was fudging the orders on purpose
- Narn security officers would be scary as fuck
- Three strikes, you're out, Londo
- They're both gonna be Emperor. Oh BOY
- Oh man, TENSION BETWEEN THEM VIR AND LONDO NOW
- Let G'Kar in!
- Go save General Hague!

What an episode
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:41 pm

Babylon 5 S3E9: Point of No Return

Spoiler:

Earth is in an uproar, and Londo gets a visit from Miss Cleo.

-Dangit Vir, you have to be political. You are a politician now.
-Londo getting a favor.
-No sleep for Vir.
-Those pesky Earthers.
-Uh oh, it's a donnybrook.
-Majel Barrett!
-Back in the elevator, techie.
-Uh huh, secret Nightwatch meeting.
-And G'Kar gets a parole.
-Another Centauri fortune teller.
-Vir learning to be political.
-That was pretty specific.
-Ha! Nightwatch gets to be state sec.
-Ha, dude's sending a message.
-Find traitors, whether they exist or not.
-Dude is quite dedicated. But he coud have just asked Garibaldi when G'Kar was getting out.
-Grupenfuhrer running the show.
-Garibaldi going in swinging.
-Lady Roddenberry gets a nice scene.
-Zack trying to save Garibaldi's butt.
-And he's not having it.
-Garibaldi tries to make a stand.
-And he just got fired.
-G'Kar had a revelation... after trying drugs.
-And the HVAC blower is kinda loud.
-G'Kar speaking in riddles like a Vorlon.
-Haha, "Check out the cool space battle!"
-There's a fistfight.
-Captain has impeccable timing.
-Bust up the monitor!
-Doc just happens to be in the office.
-There it is.
-Hidden message review time.
-Let's go ahead and make it really obvious for the dumb viewers.
-Zack gets a special meeting.
-Haha, Vir having a spot of fun.
-Weezy Emperor Londo.
-No eye contact. Yeah, Zack's fibbing.
-Well, maybe G'Kar is gonna help out.
-Captain was already up.
-Grupenfuhrer is overconfident.
-Everyone gets a slo-mo power walk.
-Ha, it's a trap!
-And here comes the loyal security.
-Captain being all legalistic.
-They did import some Narn security after all.
-More wacky riddles.
-And Vir gets a crown!
-Come along Grupenfuhrer, turn in your shit.
-G'Kar dropping his dime.
-Well, Londo has nothing to worry about. He gets killed by G'kar.
-Kinda leaving some things unfinished.

bomaye wrote:S3 E9
What an episode

Just you wait...
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:57 pm

S3 E10

Spoiler:

- Sword-Narn fucking with Londo rofl
- Pew Pew Pew
- Oh shiiii, kid gloves are off, RIP fellow humans
- "General Hague's Ship incoming." "Welp, we're fucked"
- G'Kar just lurking in the background, ready to burst out with a helping hand
- YEAH, SUCK IT EARTH, MARS AIN'T DOING THAT MARTIAL LAW SHIT
- Bridge extra is in the background, guys, he might overhear you
- Hey wait a sec, Sheridan's giving a speech on the bridge and I'm like "Did he christen the White Star with a speech?"
- Damn man, Shadows fucked everyone big and small
- Maybe they're even in the Gray Council now, with that Minbari shrug of the shoulders
- Fuuuuuuck, General Hague ate it
- Probably need to saddle up and go save Mars, guys
- Or make Babylon 5 the center of the resistance, one Destroyer just showed up
- Aww shiii, the outer colonies are going "NOPE"
- This fucking guy letting everyone know what's happening, what a hero Shiny/thrilled
- Literally Sheridan, go on on the space link and let everyone know that if you want to be a Hero, the place to show up is B5
- Break away, Sheridan
- FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
- Ask the sentient planet for a news feed and tell Earth to fuck itself please
- "TOLD YOU SO" Delenn rofl
- Oh man, Sheridan's calling his dad. Shit's fucking for real now
- I'm not crying, there's just a leak in the ceiling and it's dripping on me
- "Babylon 5 is seceding from the Earth Alliance" YOU HAVE MY SWORD
- See, it's completely realistic that some people would actually leave, I'm glad they showed someone leaving
- Bridge Crew Extra is okay! Please don't be a Death Flag!
- Ohhhhh man, I wonder who's gonna fire first. Maybe there's a Shadow plant somewhere?
- THEY FIRED FIRST
- Suicide Ramming maneuvers, BRUUUUTAL
- Fuck man, second wave of baddies
- "Don't make us fire on you." "Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet." Delenn is a fucking savage
- "NOPE WE OUT"
- Clap for the nerds that almost got us all killed!
- Oh hey, Ivanova next to another traitor sign

Shiny/thrilled
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:08 am

Babylon 5 S3E10: Severed Dreams
Winner of the 1997 Hugo for Best Dramatic Presentation

Spoiler:

The Union Is Dissolved!

-Busy day in space.
-Haha, those lousy Narns.
-Narn is having some fun.
-Space battles with lousy aim.
-Oh, someone found the target.
-"Fire at will, commander!"
-BOOM!
-Guess who's coming to dinner.
-Oh, we get a whole five hours before the crisis? More than usual.
-Well, G'Kar drops by conveniently.
-Mars sez fuck your law.
-Nobody walking out. Any informants would want to stick around anyway.
-Those pesky Shadows, stirring up trouble.
-Well, if you're backed by a mysterious, powerful ally, defeat is generally unlikely.
-Minbar is sitting this one out.
-General Hague was killed... because he did the DS9 2-parter instead.
-Lousy Marsies going to get their due.
-Yeah, he's not quite the belligerent pervert he used to be.
-Here comes fun.
-Independence!
-And there goes the news, complete with '90s static.
-Clark's making his push.
-Sheridan gets the zoomy lens.
-Gonna be a donnybrook.
-Delenn laying it on.
-The staff is broken!
-Well, she got five of them.
-Nice little pep talk from the old man.
-Reuse some fighter jock footage.
-Magic Sheridan announcement.
-Secession!
-One dude checks out.
-And Ivanova goes a-flyin'
-Four ships versus 2 and a station.
-And we're off.
-Someone tore up the propaganda posters.
-The Narns don't do strategy.
-Dramatic yodeling.
-"Intensify forward batteries. I don't want anything to get through."
-Well, that wasn't so bad. Someone should put out that fire, though.
-Oh, that's not good.
-Ramming speed!
-There goes that one.
-Here comes more.
-And Delenn's here to save his ass.
-Yep, they're running.
[Okay, I'm not really buying the quick retreat. Earthforce has spent a decade convincing itself they would kick Minbar's ass if they fought the war again. They're wrong, but they don't know that.]
-Rough day below decks.
-Sheridan going casual style.
-Captain getting all lovey.
-That's not quite a DTF, but close enough.
-Ivanova's pretty perky and mobile for a cracked rib.
-That's a nice affirmation for what amounts to treason.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:22 pm

waxingjaney wrote:
Spoiler:

[Okay, I'm not really buying the quick retreat. Earthforce has spent a decade convincing itself they would kick Minbar's ass if they fought the war again. They're wrong, but they don't know that.]

Spoiler:

I think it was also political. Firing on the Minbari ships means declaring war on the Minbari. Which would mean a split Earth force and Earth itself vs a split Earth Force, the outer Earth Colonies, Babylon 5 and race that nearly put them back into the stone age the last time they were in a real war.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:39 pm

S3 E11

Spoiler:

- Garibaldi's already got the Earth access codes ofc
- Put some damn clothes on, Sheridan
- Welp, sniper's already on Sheridan
- Scar-eye says NO, take him down easy
- RIP, B5 guys
- Wasn't Nagashima Shang Tsung from earlier in the season? Sad
- Refa came to hang out
- Ohoooo, so Morden has maneuvered Refa into fighting a dozen smaller wars, which weakens them in a less obvious way.
- "And because I've poisoned your drink." LONDO
- Londo trying to be the Emperor behind the scenes right now
- Delenn inviting everyone to the Minbari orgy
- "Minbari are kind of funny about their leaders. If we kill Delenn, they might take it personally." I love the fucking sarcasm, like "Hey man, remember the last time our race nearly got wiped out?"
- There you go, try to frame Sheridan for it
- Weren't Nightwatch supposed to be regular people instead of psychopaths
- They totally broke something
- See, Londo thought it would be an orgy
- "Being alive." Off, Delenn gut-punches Marcus and he's down for the count
- Welp, I guess they are going to the psychopath route instead of like just killing Delenn and the Minbari Captain quickly
- Welp, set off the psycho
- "We may sometimes look like you, but we are not you. Never forget that" Holy fuck, Lennier
- "My mentor. My teacher. My-" WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY LENNIER Wink wink nudge nudg
- "I love her." You don't say, Lennier
- Can't tell if Lennier is nice-guy'ing or like, actual bonafide worshipping her as an almost-deity type figure
- Both the psychopath and Marcus like to start with the fingers
- "Always bet on stupidity." Good one, psycho
- PEW PEW PEW
- WHOOPS DELENN TOOK A KNIFE
- No worries, pedestrians, just the Captain randomly punching the shit out of a dude
- "You should really stand up straight, your mother and I have been worried about you for years" Computer AI rofl
- Delenn: "... Sorry dawg, I like Sinclair."
- I think Ivanova was close enough to hear that, Garibaldi
- "I think I loved Talia" oh heyyyy, that aborted storyline
- Oh mannn, Franky-panky admitting he's got a problem with the Stims
- "The gifts are waiting for you in your quarters. I took the liberty of breaking in and placing them all for you. Good day."
- Awriiiight, now we look like the fucking bad guys with our dark evil uniforms
- If you were one of the bridge crew, wouldn't you either A: "OH SHIT DOG, WHERE'S MINE?" or B: open fire because the bad guys just arrived

Halfway point! :high5:
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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:16 pm

Babylon 5 S3E11: Ceremonies of Light and Dark

Spoiler:

Delenn tries to have a party, and gets taken hostage instead.

-Tending to petty details.
-Everyone heading out before the new sheriff gets gunned down.
-Delenn's turn to tend to petty details.
-There's our shooter.
-Ha, boss sez he has to follow directions.
-You tell him, Scar.
-Well, Sheridan put on the dress uniform.
-Send the honored dead to the Genesis planet.
-The caskets should get to the local sun in a few years.
-Lord Reefer makes a special appearance.
-Ha, of course Londo knows what he's talking about.
-Reefer's not taking any advice.
-Oh, very naughty poison.
-Londo being quite devious, and possibly making shit up.
-Lol, they're resetting the command access codes and Delenn just strolls on in. You might want to lock the door or something.
-"Peekaboo?" I see you.
-I married Sinclair two years ago but he's gone so now I have to marry you.
-Okay, all you Nightwatch guys keep a low profile and don't attend easily monitored meetings like this one.
-Ah, a magical plan to get rid of the pesky Minbari.
-Oh, and creepy dude is a war criminal too.
-Everyone just standing around while Buffalo Bill sings nursery rhymes.
-The dog ate his homework, and Delenn's gonna make him go anyway.
-So, Garibaldi resets passwords as a fun hobby.
-Oops, he turned on the grouchy voice.
-Jeez Londo, you were there at the last one. But yeah, ask again so the audience can find out.
-You must also touch genitals with an alien of the same gender, then not respond to their texts for a month.
-And Londo uninvites himself.
-Along with G'kar.
-We will also have my birthday party then, since no one will want to come to that either.
-Yep, let the victorious Minbari captain tour his conquest. Good optics there.
-Marcus gets his angsty moment.
-Delenn gets to be the team therapist.
-It's a trap!
-Now Garibaldi has an excuse to get out of the office.
-Yep, kill the redshirt.
-Not just bastards, BLOODY bastards!
-Okay, everyone throw down.
-Delenn going to talk him into despair.
-Come on Boggs, get your beast back under leash.
-And he is the only one standing; a man of his word.
-D'awwwww Lennier has a mash.
-Naaah, he just wants to bone her.
-"I know that sound. It's the Hypnotoad!"
-Haha, fake news!
-And a fake disaster.
-And now that they're moving, they're easy to pick off.
-Good job on the command crew jumping into a firefight.
-He's got a fake knife!
-The blade always lands pointy side in.
-And the Captain has to be the one to beat up the goon, because that is a man's job.
-Yeah, nobody needs ribs. Not even sure why we have them.
-Garibaldi is going to have to shoot a lot of speakers.
-Dude in the window doing his stretches.
-Sheridan's gotta make his declaration of wuuuuuv.
-Jeez, everyone is going to enlist Delenn as their agony aunt.
-Everyone has those earth tone checkerboard shirts. I guess Earthdome embargoed the fashion supply ships.
-Delenn made them SS uniforms? Oooooooookay.
-What business? You're traitors, and your Earth contacts are on the run.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:21 am

waxingjaney wrote:Babylon 5 S3E11: Ceremonies of Light and Dark

Spoiler:

-The blade always lands pointy side in.

Just imagine if one time the non-sharp end just bonked into Delenn's back and she was like "OWWWWWWWWW THAT HURT" and then Sheridan had to struggle to do his angry manly thing knowing she's just fine
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Post by waxingjaney on Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:33 am

"Heeeeeeey! No one knife-butts my woman in the shoulderblade! You.... jerk!"
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Post by bomaye on Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:11 pm

S3 E12

Spoiler:

- Part of me was hoping that would be a weird space-flu and not an Ivanova dream because she would never live it down
- Did that just say "EST." They're in deep space and still using Eastern Standard time, fucking east-coast bias :nono:
- HAHAHAHA, the Emperor's dude knew that Londo's fingerprints were on Vir's report
- "One angry Narn with the key" Yikessss
- And Vir just walked into a room with angry Narns, that's fucked up Minister
- Oh, I've had the one where your teeth explode out of your mouth before
- This man set in motion the events that felled an entire Empire and here Londo is trying to kill space insects with a rubber spatula
- Is he using that fucking ancestral sword that he murdered his friend with to try to crush a cockroach
- (Also, quite apropos that he's being haunted by insects)
- Hot damn, qtpi Centauri here to assassinate Londo (probably)
- Oh hey, Vir's just fine
- "Hey babe-a-labe, netflix and chill?"
- Fucking Vir hiding behind Londo from the superhot Centauri lady (that Londo called "it")
- "When I marry, I want it to be for love." Vir, you wonderful beta male, make us proud :salute:
- "Abrahamo Lincolni" God dammit Vir, are you running the Narn Underground Railroad
- Man, this woman is fucking up to something. Like trying to root out his secret Narn underground railroad.
- Sheridan is fucking adorable
- And now he's gotta leave because a two-fisted commander is what passes for security these days rofl
- If Zack offing that killer Narn this turns into "Hands up, Don't Shoot, Narn Lives Matter" I'm gonna be freaked the fuck out
- Hey guys, maybe the Narn was attacking the woman, and she's cozying up to Vir because his post is on Minbar, where Narns aren't really hanging out these days
- I love how awkward Ivanova's life is these days.
- Oh my god, Vir "not getting past 1" rofl
- Nothing turns Delenn on more than her date running out on her to get into a street fight
- I bet those Narns aren't dead, they just have new identities and can't be tracked now
- Attaboy, Vir
- Told ya they were after her
- "After the first few, it's really quite easy." Thaaaaaaat is probably one of the freakiest lines of B5
- Fell in with free-thinkers and other fucking hippies
- Abrahamo Lincolni lives rofl
- NOOOO VIR, SHE'S A PSYCHOPATH, GO THE OTHER WAY

Even if you're not watching B5 anymore, you should go to the 25:00 minute mark and listen to Vir explain how Centauri sex organs work rofl
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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:48 pm

Babylon 5 S3E12: Sic Transit Vir

Spoiler:

Vir gets a wife, and loses a job.

-Hey, the flying saucer aliens are guarding the station too.
-Someone forgot to put on their fancy new space underoos this morning.
-Well gosh, it was all a dream.
-Hey, we get a calendar date. And why the heck would the station run on Eastern Standard Time?
-Don't touch the throne. It's poisoned.
-Vir getting some free advice.
-I know. An unlocked room!
-Ha, almost got it.
-Speaking of...
-"There goes Vir."
-Still no therapists.
-Londo stuck swatting space lice since Vir's gone.
-Betcha Delenn doesn't have these problems.
-The dueling sword! Londo's gonna lose this one.
-Oh, he got it. Now watch it split into ten more bugs.
-I am Ambassador Mollari, slayer of nasty disgusting little critters.
-Londo going to get some poon.
-And Sheridan wants some poon of his own.
-Londo going to give Vir his hoe.
-The one joy a Centauri has in marriage to hags, is to ensnare another Centauri into a marriage with hags.
-Londo's going to have to tell Vir how to use the tentacles.
-Love! Haha, Centauri don't marry for love.
-She seems nice, if a bit of a suck-up.
-Man, those new security jumpsuits are baggy as crap.
-Abrahamo Lincolni. Lol.
-Well, he has tentacle shyness...
-Your head is bald and you have Overly Attached Girlfriend eyes. Super pretty!
-You're allowed to touch her junk now, Vir.
-And she really wants some junk-touching.
-Vir's a Narn smuggler!
-He's a Narnmanitarian.
-He made something that resembles flarn.
-And it tastes like... poop! Needs lots of flavoring.
-Damn woman, I have shit to do.
-Chtulu sez "I'm out. Y'all settle this yourselves."
-Yeah, I'm sure Delenn has no idea where Londo's quarters are.
-Don't bother getting a gun or anything, just run on in and Kirk him out.
-Always shout something threatening before laying down your weapon.
-Personal grudge!
-Oh yeah, we know how Narns are. Filthy beasties.
-Narn blood oaths are registered in the Blood Oath Directory.
-Ha, damn. Vir's asking her how to make the Centauri beast.
-Ivanova's really sorry she's having this conversation.
-'Tis merely a flesh wound.
-Hoooo boy. Cue Phil Collins.
-You two need to not kiss in front of the intercom.
-Vir doesn't seem like the sort to kill lots and lots of Narns. That batch at the beginning of the episode, for example.
-Ha, called it.
-Good old Vir Schindler.
-Bunch of no-good rascally troublemakers, those pesky Narns.
-They were just born stupid.
-And she's a happy racist.
-Look, darling husband. My dowry is this tied up Narn that we can butcher together to seal our love.
-And she's a eugenicist.
-Vir's cute little CSI sociopath.
-Quick jump to the next scene.
-Londo giving him the business.
-Sorry Vir, you are still going to be a series regular.
-Ivanova doing the old Shawshank gambit.
-Awww Vir, you didn't even get to snog your Nazi fiancee.
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Post by bomaye on Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:27 pm

S3E13

Spoiler:

- Capitalism and the Space Mail
- Garibaldi getting razzled by the post office is so Seinfeld
- Weird psychic/subconscious shit with the guy from Austin Powers
- "So now I take comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Dude's got a point
- Maybe the super-secret-society Sinclair Rangers shouldn't wear matching pins identifying them
- And the Minbari teach terror. Sounds like Franklin wants to go native
- King Arthur, welp
- Another crazy Vorlon abduction?
- "You don't believe me?" "Bro, howtf did you get here." "... Ya know, that's a good point." At least Arthur's reasonable
- Of course Arthur escaped
- Is G'Kar gonna get a narn-boner for King Arthur
- While you were out colonizing the galaxy, I studied the blade
- Oh god, G'Kar and Arthur have things in common
- Garibaldi robbing the Post Office :nono:
- Oh, another PTSDing guy from the Minbari War
- Ooooo, he might've been on the ship that started the Minbari War
- "Well golly gee, I sure mucked that one up. Oh well, gave the crazy catatonic guy his sword back." Franklin's really not doing good doctoring here
- Guys, it's a man suffering a mental breakdown, why are we taking him seriously
- Like we're literally getting an Ambassador of an entire civilization to play into a random mental patient's delusions on the off-chance it can help him
- Delenn's face picking up the sword is like "OHHHH SHIT DOG, I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS WITH THIS BABY"
- I hope Garibaldi vs the Post Office becomes a regular gag, these negotiations were tougher than B5 negotiating mutual defense with the League of Non-Aligned Worlds
- WTF, why are we sending a guy with huge PTSD issues into an armed resistance
- Making a new round table
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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:32 pm

Babylon 5 S3E13: A Late Delivery from Avalon

Spoiler:

King Arthur visits the station. No, not really.

-Haha, independence is expensive.
-No oathbreakers here!
-Wacky dreamtime in an X-Files episode.
-Run, man, run.
-Don't grab the blade, dude!
-Avalon, eh?
-Blah blah blah Darwin.
-It means he's up for alien sex.
-"Who are the Britons?"
-Yeah, we got a whackjob.
-He must have made the chain mail on the trip over.
-I am your saucy git, my liege.
-Who is this insolent blackamoor?
-Ha, security dude is like, whatever.
-Well, I have a verrrrrrrrry good explanation. A flying chariot...
-Naaah, you just had an abscess.
-He can't be a king. He doesn't have a beard.
-Haha, the Vorlons kidnapped Arthur. Sure, let's go with that.
-Who cares? Let the station psychiatrist deal with... oh wait they don't have one.
-Oh, my dead husband Dennis was an anarcho-syndicalist mud farmer.
-G'Kar haggling with the crystal smuggler.
-Hey, a fight!
-Well, he got his chainmail back.
-Oh bother, just kill him already like good criminals.
-That's a pretty good sword that doesn't actually cut.
-G'Kar decides to be a hero.
-G'Kar found a buddy.
-I dub thee Sir G'Kardivere.
-Oh Garibaldi, tampering with the mail is a planetary offense.
-Another flashback to alien abduction.
-Next time, kill the adder with your boot.
-Very well, Squire Git, I shall retire for anon.
-Oh yeah, kinda forgot about the League of Disagreeable Aliens.
-Empty seat in the back for the Markab.
-Yeah, he's in the system.
-He must have been a serial killer or something.
-Fake Arthur having wet dreams about Guinevere.
-Or wacky space battles.
-Oh, he's a dapper bloke.
-Fake Arthur just has PTSD.
-Oops, he started the war. That's some big PTSD.
-With a bonus of survivor guilt.
-Back to the Season 1 CGI.
-It's Delenn.
-Oh, he's just having a psychotic break is all.
-Maybe you should put the sword away?
-Come on dudes, just break out Malory and read the ending.
-Good, you guys aren't completely dumb.
-Yep, Delenn.
-"Oh Delenn, could you pop down to medlab for a bit and take this crazy guy's sword?"
-Delenn has solved the Riddle of Steel.
-Garibaldi paid his bill.
-Stamps in the 23rd century? How quaint.
-And Garibaldi gets to charge rent.
-He's emotionally fragile, so let's embed him with a resistance against a brutal occupation. Wonderful idea.
-Yeah, Kosh is a wizard.
-And Marcus is an anorak.
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Post by bomaye on Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:25 pm

waxingjaney wrote:Babylon 5 S3E13: A Late Delivery from Avalon

Spoiler:

-Empty seat in the back for the Markab.

Ffffuuuuuuuck, I legit was like "Hey, you missed handing one out there, Ivanova"
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Post by bomaye on Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:10 am

S3E14

Spoiler:

- Oh boy, ISN's gonna be back on the air, propaganda machine incoming?
- Yep, there we go
- Sweeeet, our new X-Wings Star Furies work in an atmosphere like X-Wings do
- Yeah, because things always go well when the Captain decides to check things out for himself
- Oh boy, Bester comin to spring a trap
- They still haven't let G'Kar into the secret clubhouse
- Franky-panky's got a point, they don't really have too much to hide anymore from the Psi-Cops. Maybe the White Star and the Rangers, but those are pretty small potatoes considering the Minbari assisted them with bigger ships and the Rangers are probably something they already know about
- I dunno man, using Ivanova as a guinea pig and maybe revealing her secret doesn't seem like a great way to move forward
- Aha, so pro-Earth Bester found out about the shadows
- Bester: "Fucking normies"
- Probably don't let Delenn tell G'Kar about the whole "whoops, didn't warn ya" thing
- "Capture the ship, don't destroy it." Sure, because Bester's telling you everything
- Nice, Psi-cops keeping their abilities to themselves because they don't consider themselves expendable
- Oh yikes, they let Bester aboard the White Star
- G'Kar's bitter life continues
- "Thanks for not killing me, bro." What Delenn really means when she says G'Kar's come a long way
- Pew Pew Pew
- Scared off the Shadows for some reason
- Wuh oh, did they find the Botany Bay? KHANNNNNNNN
- Shadows gathering psychics for some reason, probably because they can root them out
- Bester's all cocky and explaining escaped psychics and suddenly realizes something and is concerned. Maybe that someone was gathering high-powered Psychics?
- Wuh-oh, Greys (were they already in B5?)
- That's soooome psychic freakout
- So she turned herself into a freaky wire-squid
- Knows Bester by his first name
- "We are the Borg" etc
- So of all the space-tubes, they found Bester's preggers lover
- Awriiight, the Round Table, or the table from That '70s Show
- So the Narn holy book prophesied all the character classes of the party?
- Oh man, to protect themselves properly they're gonna have to station Psi-Cops or Psi-Escapees everywhere
- SHADOW WAR'S OUT IN THE OPEN NOW
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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:22 pm

Babylon 5 S3E14: Ship of Tears

Spoiler:

Bester sends the crew on a treasure hunt.

-And the news is back on.
-Ha, it's a state propaganda arm.
-Captain gets to play with the new toys.
-Atmosphere. Just like an X-wing.
-It's everyone's favorite Psicop.
-Thanks for ther exposition, Cap'n.
-Haha, Bester having a spot of fun.
-G'Kar getting antsy.
-Under the brig!
-Send Ivanova in as bait.
-Bester going on a fact-finding mission.
-"my" telepaths. Oh Bester...
-Sheridan making the case for G'Kar.
-Delenn taking the big admission on her head.
-Bester wants to find a convoy, and he is conveniently the only one who can find it.
-Lennier gets his one line.
-Bester likes a comfy seat.
-Sorry G'Kar, we let your people die because reasons.
-Lucky for Delenn he's had a spiritual awakening, so he's not up for killing in anger these days.
-Shooty space fun.
-Fuck, Lennier. Yes or no.
-Daddy's come to play.
-And run away.
-People pods, courtesy of Psicorps.
-That's one bleeping dead alien.
-The reveal we just had 3 minutes ago.
-They have cyber implants. They're starter Borg.
-And she's freaking out.
-Bester knows who this one is.
-Standard alien experimentation.
-Your medlab will be assimilated.
-Careful Alfred. Circuit Breaker's a bit out of sorts.
-Fuck your badge.
-Ah, that '90s CG.
-Human pilots for the space crabs.
-D'awwwww, he's got a girlfriend.
-Well, she was. If the aliens didn't pull the fetus out.
-Ha, he got an erection.
-Oops, they stole Shadow pilots.
-Bester being unusually cooperative.
-Welcome to the secret command bunker.
-And Bester just wanders off.
-Garibaldi figured something out.
-No thumping!
-The Shadows are scared of teeps.
-And no more secrecy.
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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:27 pm

bomaye wrote:S3E14

Spoiler:

- Wuh-oh, Greys (were they already in B5?)

Yeah, they kidnapped Sheridan and that Narn back at the beginning of season 2 and put implants in people's heads.
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Post by bomaye on Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:29 pm

S3E15

Spoiler:

- No way the Shadow attacks are random or senseless
- "The wrong type of people" and there's fucking Morden hanging out
- Frankie's still on stims :/
- Kosh has been gone for a week, probably just discovered internet porn
- An alien-species with human-like hair!
- THIRTEEN
- Goes to find an Adira, gets a Morden instead
- With appropriately dramatic red lighting
- Ohooooo, so Londo blackmailing Refa into backing off dealing with the Shadows may have forced the Shadows hand earlier than they wanted
- Careful Londo, tough-guy Morden's a-threatening you, he might mis-file your tax returns if you're not careful
- "Stephen, just thought I'd swing buy and get a look at this sweet Doctor pecs"
- I dunno Sheridan, the boss probably shouldn't be complaining about how things work with all the other employees around
- Delenn: "LET'S GO KICK THEIR ASS. Hopefullyyou'retoughenoughseeya"
- Frankie-pankie lurking like a creeper to make sure Garibaldi isn't creepin on him
- Vir looks like the kind of guy you actually can intimidate by mis-filing his taxes, so maybe Morden's got him
- Maybe making the Space God mad isn't a good idea, Sheridan
- Sheridan really doing an impassioned Captain Kirk speech here
- Huh, I wonder why the have to withhold help later if they give it now
- Oh man, Vorlon ships just melted it and rammed through it Shiny/thrilled
- Did Morden have the woman killed? :/
- POISON REFA
- Kosh vs the Shadows hand-to-hand? He can't offer help because they Shadows attack him?
- Kosh speaking to Sheridan in his dreams while he's probably dying against the Shadows
- "Everyone dies around me, Mr Morden. Except the ones who most deserve it. That is about to change."
- So is Franklin off the cast now or this just like Vir where he goes away for a bit but then comes back
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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Mar 30, 2018 8:57 pm

Babylon 5 S3E15: Interludes and Examinations

Spoiler:

Tonight, lots of people die!

-Woooo, funky space.
-And a voiceover montage.
-Warmup acts of war.
-He's up to no good.
-Like our friend Mr. Morden.
-Doc's still on the juice.
-A week? You're lucky to see Kosh once a month.
-Londo's gold-hearted hooker is coming back.
-And Mister Bribe is dead.
-Probably killed by the associates.
-Someone borrowed the Guild Navigator voicebox.
-Doctor Hobbs giving him the business.
-Doc's flipping his shit.
-Verging on malpractice.
-Flashback time, for everyone who wasn't cool enough to watch early season 1.
-We get to see how shitty Londo's hair was back then.
-Uh oh, power fluctuations.
-Dun dun duuuuh.
-Some posturing banter here.
-Londo noticing the squeaks.
-Morden and Londo exchanging threats.
-No Londo, don't tempt him!
-Yeah, Garibaldi's not here to be friends.
-Calling the man out.
-And Doc's not having it.
-Well yeah, let's just go beat up the ancient and overpowering enemy.
-Captain's got an idea.
-Garibaldi going for the answer.
-And Doc was peeping.
-Haha, Vir has to order the sex toys.
-Vir spotted the debbil.
-And the debbil spotted Vir.
-The debbil going on a fishing trip, with his guile face on.
-Garibaldi not willing to pull the trigger.
-Yeah, Doc's a dope fiend.
-Sheridan looking to enlist a heavy hitter.
-And Kosh says let's be friends.
-Sheridan going full-out neg.
-Kosh getting ticked off.
-"Enough of this. Vader, release him."
-Well, Kosh decided to go on a date with Sheridan after all.
-But Kosh isn't going with him to the doom world.
-Back to the usual crypticism.
-The Vorlons brought out the boomsticks.
-Londo's girl stood him up.
-Nope, she just had a case of the deads.
-Londo jumping to conclusions.
-Morden paying off the bald guy.
-Nothing good ever happens at 2AM.
-Morden jimmying the lock.
-Time for some payback.
-Dad in a dream. Must be Kosh.
-Big energy kawhoosh.
-Well, you can kill a Vorlon after all.
(Given what comes later, I would have preferred to see Kosh's death be more ambiguous, with only Sheridan convinced that he was dead.)
-Morden playing the sympathy card, and laying blame on Refa.
-Londo giving in to grief and rage.
bomaye wrote:S3E2- They'll go away "for as long as you want." Meaning he'll fuck with something so that Londo needs to beg him for assistance again
-And *that* is how Morden gets Londo back on the ranch.
-Doc's making his confession.
-And needs to go to rehab.
-Kosh's boat sailing into the sun.
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Post by bomaye on Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:58 am

It's Wrestlemania weekend and a new anime season all at once and there's about 700 million things happening. I'll try to watch this week's episode later tonight or tomorrow but if I don't end up getting to it, carry on, I'll do both this week's and next week's episode next week to properly catch up if I need to Smile
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