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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:41 pm

Babylon 5 S3E16: War Without End, Part 1

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Wacky time adventures! Plus, bonus Bad Future!

-Ooooh, crystal tower land.
-Here at Federation Headquarters...
-I bet they're Rangers.
-The ancient prophecy books.
-Doc! Doc sent you a telegram!
-Sinclair!
-Uh oh, wackiness abounds. Other Ivanova is in trouble.
-But B5 isn't an Earth Alliance station anymore...
-Those waterfalls must be really annoying to hear after a while.
-Sinclair saying goodbye. He's not coming back.
-Random purple Vorlon.
-Random Vorlon koans.
-Garibaldi knows what's up.
-Sheridan's like, "Yeah sure whatever."
-Sinclair got a scar from somewhere.
-Sinclair remembers the newb. He's a good dude.
-Going on a three-hour tour.
-Delenn has to do her ceremony thing.
-And she got a letter.
-Picard, meet Kirk.
-Gobbledy gook... from the planet!
-Nobody told Garibaldi that Sinclair came back.
-Zathras know extra guest stars too expensive. Zathras do thing himself.
-Padding scene here.
-Space window.
-Ivanova's a mess.
-Uh oh. Shadow strike.
-You're here for a weird Minbari sex party, John.
-Before they fled, they made a ring...
-Oh ho! Lose a base, go steal another one from the future.
-Sooooooo, what happened to it after the war?
-The White Star!
-Heroic adventuring in time??? Woooo, sign us up!
-Remember Ted, after our report, we have to go back and do this stuff or it won't happen.
-Sinclair has a secret informant.
-Still nobody tells Garibaldi anything.
-One more adventurer for our quest.
-Zathras clumsy fuck. Probably broke time device.
-Wacky time fun.
-Zathras not tell.
-Garibaldi being sent away.
-Flashback time to a flash forward.
-And the station blows up.
-More scifi gibberish.
-And away we go.
-Temporal fluctuations increasing! Compensate!
-Back at the barn, Zach spills the beans.
-Temporal chronometer indicates... six years ago.
-Saboteurs in range.
-Let's fuck their shit.
-And Sinclair left a note.
-Oh, don't bother with the scrubs. Just shoot the bomb.
-Come on Garibaldi, use your head.
-Ding.
-He's on a one-way mission.
-Pop the bogey.
-Ride the planar wave.
-And Sheridan's lost in time.
-You are in command now, Commander Sinclair.
-Status report: bumping and DTF.
-Centauri.
-And wheezy Emperor Londo.
-In a mood for some executing.
-Maybe he'll leave you a note.
-Subtitle time.
-Londo's a bit ticked off about the aftermath.
-Conveniently burning city.
-We'll not worry about the wackiness of gravity in that boarding tube.
-Maybe you could have pulled up the station schematics before boarding?
-Zathras is strong like ox, smart like tree.
-And we're off to adventure.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:01 am

Babylon 5 S3E16

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- Ohhhhhh, hanging out on the Minbari homeworld
- It's Zora's Domain from Breath of the Wild Grin
- Bro forgot his space lunchbox
- SINCLAIRRRRRR
- GO GO SINCLAIR RANGERS
- Oh shit, the distress call from time travel zone Babylon 4 is Ivanova herself from B5's future? o.o
- Sup Vorlon
- "Closed Circle" so he's a time loop?
- ... Were those UFO saucers hanging out at B5? SHOOT DOWN THE GREYS
- "Earth Alliance Station B5" buuuut they're not Earth Alliance anymore, alternate timeline?
- The guy in the background listening to Garibaldi's story and being like "Fuck me, I need to get off this station"
- Delenn emo-brooding
- Ohhh, Delenn got a future-letter too
- CAPTAINNNNNN HANDSHAKE OF DESTINY
- The planet is expanding the time rift?
- "Please, John come with me with my Time-Travel Husband Jeff and make this trip as awkward as possible"
- Garibaldi just found out he rigged the fusion reactor and RIP'ed what was left of B5
- "A replacement arrived" Oh shit, do they mean B4 replaced their long-range space station?
- OH SHIT the White Star saved B4 from the Shadows destroying it and winning the OG time travel war
- "I'll be in the car" Ivanova rofl
- Ohoooo, it was future Zathras before now it's past Zathras, he looked to Sinclair for the scar in the previous B4 episode
- "What else was on this list of things you're not supposed to say." "If I remember, I'll let you know."
- I wonder, is the favour making Garibaldi go back to the station because if he came along, he wouldn't leave Sinclair when Sinclair finally has to do his "gotta go win the Shadow War in the past" thing? (OH SHIT, that would be why they stopped the Earth/Minbari war too, they found Sinclair and were like "AH FUCK" because he's their legendary hero)
- OH NOOOOO Zack spilled the beans Sad
- That is fucking cool, the White Star learns and evolves
- Hello old friend
- WUH OH, THE SPACE BOMB DISLODGED SHERIDAN'S TIME ANCHOR
- Zathras: This is why I can't have nice things rofl
- OH FUCK
- OLD MAN EMPEROR LONDO
- How, how does that play with Londo's visions of the future? Sinclair beats the Shadows but the ones that got away still fuck up the Centauri for some reason?
- "Very sad life. Probably have very sad death. But at least there is symmetry." Zathras rofl

The long-term planning on this show, even with casting changes and the regular difficulties of producing a TV show, is amazing
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:09 am

Babylon 5 S3E17

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- Huh, so whoever beat the Shadows abandoned the Centauri, maybe that was the Narn price for being part of the war effort?
- (This also implies that Vir is dead and somehow became the Emperor first)
- Did they get the same actors from the previous B4 ep to come back? I seem to recall the bald guy
- Smooth move getting caught Ivanova
- "I don't believe in luc-" Cole you idiot rofl
- Fix the Time Anchor, Zathras, get Sheridan back!
- Future Delenn? Shapeshifter?
- "Our son" WHOA
- "I'm time-travel fucked, might as well get real fucked too Wink wink nudge nudg "
- Huh, so is this gonna motivate Sheridan to find the "perfect" win for the Shadow War? Since the episode more or less implies that time is malleable and not predestined, then he could take the moments with Delenn and decide to take different directions in the War to preserve everyone
- Oh shit, Londo's playing a part for whoever's watching
- He drunk his shadow parasite asleep
- G'KAR FINALLY THERE TO KILL HIM LIKE HIS DEATH VISION
- Don't go to the old Shadow planet, eh?
- LONG LIVE EMPEROR VIR
- They're talking about if they get to meet Valen... Is Sinclair Valen?
- Encouraging the crew to evacuate, but some of them don't which spurs on the original B4 mission
- Ohhh, so the original mission happens after the time device malfunctions on the first jump, so they stayed out of sight while it was happening?
- A sinister future "HELLO"
- "Never use this" I like to think they cut away because Ivanova's actress busted out laughing at this fucking Zathras guy
- Ahhh, so the reason he kept Garibaldi away was the aging from getting into the field again
- ZATHRASSSSS MIXING WITH THE OLD EPISODE
- MAN, how this old episode and the new episode are mixing together and making everything make sense is so cool
- Did Delenn switch into the blue suit?
- Sinclair is totally Valen
- VALENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:02 pm

Babylon 5 S3E17: War Without End, Part Two

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Wacky fun time adventures, the continuation.

-Londo with the inexact answer.
-Seventeen years!
-Well, the hull is already breached.
-And busted.
-Went for some new scenes before the intro.
-Ha, he was hiding in the ceiling.
-No, but luck believes in you.
-Zathras busy being busy.
-And seeing wacky Sheridan.
-He couldn't have disappeared a minute ago.
-Delenn being brave.
-And they had a kid!
-Loopy time circles.
-Future Delenn remembers past Sheridan telling her about future Delenn meeting past Sheridan...
-Go have your death audience.
-Londo has to be obedient to his hidden minder.
-Maybe that lump on his shouder.
-It has a tolerance for booze.
-Londo gets the best scenes in this show.
-G'Kar!
-With an eyepatch.
-And that's how Londo gets strangled by G'Kar. At his own request.
-Uh oh, it woke up!
-Delenn knows something about that Z'ha'dum place.
-Looks like they both died.
-And Vir gets to be emperor, because he found the crest.
-Oh, there we go. Magic electrical suit.
-Oh! Sinclair has an identical space suit for no particular reason.
-Whoops, time surge!
-Someone gone again.
-A gibberish field! Damn!
-Delenn's turn for a time flash.
-Ha, they did it and she wore him out.
-Yeah, Minbari females like to watch snowglobes after making the beast.
-And trouble came slidin' on in.
-Sinclair got old.
-Zathras the philosopher.
-More time loopies.
-Damn, Garibaldi had hair back then.
-And the station crew found Zathras.
-Reuse that season 1 footage.
-Slumpy space suit is back.
-Ivanova slinking around.
-No, you broke the timestream!
-And time is set right again.
-Zathras have worst luck.
-And random space suit guy is old Sinclair.
-Sorry, Garibaldi won't watch his back.
-Delenn. Whaaaaaaa?
-And Delenn's back out of the suit.
-Sinclair wrote himself a note.
-Zathras have too much knowledge in him. Make him kinda spacey.
-And Zathras trying his best to patch over plot hole. Do okay job.
-Okay, mission accomplished.
-Well, the station is gone so we don't really need a rift any more.
-Hey audience, remember some season 1 stuff.
-So Sinclair uses the chrysalis to become Valen........ whoa.
-And let's explain all the foreshadowing for the dunderheads.
-The Vorlons were kind enough to provide an escort.
-Yeah, random guy brings a base. Let's go with that.

(Time for some plot stuff. Everything Sheridan did here was actually supposed to be Sinclair, which is why Sinclair didn't really *do* anything in this episode until the last few minutes. Old Sinclair got old because he was going to be 17 years older; this was supposed to be a distant epilogue episode. And Old Sinclair was always the "One", not Delenn; Zathras had to make that wacky One speech after Sheridan usurped Sinclair role in the plot.)

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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:21 pm

S3E18

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- Psychic-chan came back
- Sheridan taking a walk outside, because he's gone space-nuts
- And the new Vorlon ship decides to say "Hi" to him personally
- Ohoooo, even with the Shadows behind them, the Centauri were a little sloppy, so the Narn can build up a nice little fleet from disabled ships
- Kosh 2, Electric Boogaloo
- They're all Kosh, guys
- Dank Frank going for a walkabout too
- New Kosh seems kinda vicious
- "There's something I need you to do." KARAOKE
- "Walkabout" for Franklin means "Just looking to get some"
- Oh boy, attacking Shadow ship on purpose just to test the psychic weakness
- Lennier: "Of course. I would be honored TO STAY HOME" *shuffles out of the room*
- Lyta's a B5, I see what you did there
- Frankie-pankie's found the only woman on B5 who's just as smooth and/or corny as he is
- I can't blame the Narn for not wanting to hop aboard this one
- Ohohohoooo, I was wondering if Frankie-pankie's new pankie was an alcoholic or something like that
- Oh shit, bleeding out of her eye after stopping the Shadow ship
- "Sweet, we killed the shit out of it"
- Welp, here comes the cavalry to fuck u the psychic threat
- Oh noooo, might waste the Minbari ship and the telepaths because there's too many Shadow ships
- AWRIIIIGHT NARN
- Oh man, they brute-force fucked up a Shadow vessel together without much psychic interference
- YOSHAAAAA THE SHADOWS RAN
- On walkabout, Franklin met himself, another addict
- Oh bruuuutal, she's got a terminal condition :/
- Hey, random one-night stand, why didn't you tell me your personal life details
- "Don't leavey, Stevie"
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:04 pm

Babylon 5 S3E18: Walkabout

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Rehab in the 23rd century consists of danger, and aural torment.

-A Narn cruiser, leftover from season 2.
-Ha, Garibaldi laying it on.
-Sorry Lyta, you're going to need a new employer.
-And here it comes.
-Well, Kosh owes me ten bucks...
-Captain going sightseeing.
-Don't jump, it's a long way down to the planet.
-It knows your name.
-Oooh, different angle.
-Crazy Earther food.
-Oh, he *is* that guy from last year.
-Sorry Cap, you were busy saving the timestream.
-Red eye. He must be an evil Vorlon.
-Well, I'm sure nobody will notice the different suit.
-Of course they are. "Kosh" is probably Vorlon for 'Chief Shitfucker".
-Doc must be a Vorlon too.
-He's just having a midlife crisis.
[Foundationism. Wacky new age space religion.]
-Dark side Kosh looking over the crime scene.
-"This ship intercepted a transmission. Where are the plans?"
-Not fine. Fucker force choked me.
-Well, there's our sliver of Vorlon.
-Who knew Doc was into 20th century classic r&b?
-Permhaired Earth chick fronting the Mos Eisley Revue.
-And a telepath just now showed up.
-Naaah, we's all a bunch of pansies here.
-Sorry Cap, we're a democracy now.
-Yeah, your skin is way way too clean to be an underscrub like us.
-Well, he's never met a live woman outside of work...
-Dang, Doc should quit work more often.
-And the Narns decline.
-Military log, stardate 35646.2.
-Yeah, that's the booze talking.
-Garibaldi blazing hot.
-Laying on a guilt trip.
-Her quarters aren't exactly a dump, buddy.
-There you go. She needs a fix.
-She's not wearing the collared jacket this time.
-Yep, he's our Kosh vector.
-Let's go chicken-hunting.
-Here comes trouble.
-And she got her groove back.
-With extra piss-off.
-Eye bleeding for emphasis.
-20 minutes. Darn.
-And it crumpled up.
-Backless scene for no reason.
-Here comes trouble x4.
-Call in the reinforcements.
-Lennier, you're such an optimist.
-Here comes the cavalry.
-Ha, no fair fights today.
-Kosh still hanging around.
-Sorry Doc, she ODed on smooze.
-Or not. She just has a degenerative disorder.
-Naah, Earth has no time for the feeble or poor these days.
-What, Medlab is a charity now?
-Lyta giving up her intel.
-Doc had his adventure, so he's walking out for good.
-More of the song? Oof.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye Today at 5:04 am

Babylon 5 S3E19

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- Recruiting psychics and/or con-men
- Wait, isn't Bester on their side and therefore they can find Psi-Corps to work with them?
- RIP, sacrificial black guy Sad
- "Delenn, I found only his lunch box."
- GO GO DELENN RANGERSSSSS
- YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN- oh, she might not want to do it
- "A slut thrower" NICE REVOLVER
- Franklin's luv shackkkk
- Gettin a little emo Franklin
- Missing a space floor
- Wuh oh, the Warrior Caste is none too happy
- "NO, don't tell my boyfriend that someone's trying to kill me, he'll angrily charge at them and beat them up immediately"
- Lennier didn't give his word, he just bowed his head Lurking/sketchy
- Ohohohoooooooo, Grey 17 is right there but the real Grey 17 might be missing
- Hidden level, that's so cool
- And now we have kooky horror shit so it's not as cool Sad
- Lennier going to tell Cole, you tricky fucker
- "Avoid confronting him, Cole." Oh man, you know Cole is going to confront him now
- "Instead of saying something right off the bat, how about I just go off into a crazy-man philosophical monologue instead"
- And Cole fucking confronts him of course rofl
- "During the war, I killed Fifty Thousand of you" God damn, man
- Sheridan's all like "This is going to well, why isn't anything going wrong"
- Huh, the dude's trying to let Cole quit, Cole might win him over just by how hard he's fighting
- Oh cool, they have a pet Freaky-Ass Monster
- Huh, dude was impressed
- It's walking through steam, so lets spray it with MORE STEAM
- Is Garibaldi captain-kirking himself a hand-cannon to kill his Gorn with?
- Wouldn't you fucking grab one of the pipes and smash that monster into fucking paste just to make sure it was dead? "One of the most dangerous creatures in the universe" going down to a single bullet = I wouldn't trust it
- "One warrior to another"
- You're a true Klingon now, Cole
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