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Babylon 5 S3E16: War Without End, Part 1
- Spoiler:
Wacky time adventures! Plus, bonus Bad Future!
-Ooooh, crystal tower land.
-Here at Federation Headquarters...
-I bet they're Rangers.
-The ancient prophecy books.
-Doc! Doc sent you a telegram!
-Sinclair!
-Uh oh, wackiness abounds. Other Ivanova is in trouble.
-But B5 isn't an Earth Alliance station anymore...
-Those waterfalls must be really annoying to hear after a while.
-Sinclair saying goodbye. He's not coming back.
-Random purple Vorlon.
-Random Vorlon koans.
-Garibaldi knows what's up.
-Sheridan's like, "Yeah sure whatever."
-Sinclair got a scar from somewhere.
-Sinclair remembers the newb. He's a good dude.
-Going on a three-hour tour.
-Delenn has to do her ceremony thing.
-And she got a letter.
-Picard, meet Kirk.
-Gobbledy gook... from the planet!
-Nobody told Garibaldi that Sinclair came back.
-Zathras know extra guest stars too expensive. Zathras do thing himself.
-Padding scene here.
-Space window.
-Ivanova's a mess.
-Uh oh. Shadow strike.
-You're here for a weird Minbari sex party, John.
-Before they fled, they made a ring...
-Oh ho! Lose a base, go steal another one from the future.
-Sooooooo, what happened to it after the war?
-The White Star!
-Heroic adventuring in time??? Woooo, sign us up!
-Remember Ted, after our report, we have to go back and do this stuff or it won't happen.
-Sinclair has a secret informant.
-Still nobody tells Garibaldi anything.
-One more adventurer for our quest.
-Zathras clumsy fuck. Probably broke time device.
-Wacky time fun.
-Zathras not tell.
-Garibaldi being sent away.
-Flashback time to a flash forward.
-And the station blows up.
-More scifi gibberish.
-And away we go.
-Temporal fluctuations increasing! Compensate!
-Back at the barn, Zach spills the beans.
-Temporal chronometer indicates... six years ago.
-Saboteurs in range.
-Let's fuck their shit.
-And Sinclair left a note.
-Oh, don't bother with the scrubs. Just shoot the bomb.
-Come on Garibaldi, use your head.
-Ding.
-He's on a one-way mission.
-Pop the bogey.
-Ride the planar wave.
-And Sheridan's lost in time.
-You are in command now, Commander Sinclair.
-Status report: bumping and DTF.
-Centauri.
-And wheezy Emperor Londo.
-In a mood for some executing.
-Maybe he'll leave you a note.
-Subtitle time.
-Londo's a bit ticked off about the aftermath.
-Conveniently burning city.
-We'll not worry about the wackiness of gravity in that boarding tube.
-Maybe you could have pulled up the station schematics before boarding?
-Zathras is strong like ox, smart like tree.
-And we're off to adventure.
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Babylon 5 S3E16
The long-term planning on this show, even with casting changes and the regular difficulties of producing a TV show, is amazing
- Spoiler:
- Ohhhhhh, hanging out on the Minbari homeworld
- It's Zora's Domain from Breath of the Wild
- Bro forgot his space lunchbox
- SINCLAIRRRRRR
- GO GO SINCLAIR RANGERS
- Oh shit, the distress call from time travel zone Babylon 4 is Ivanova herself from B5's future? o.o
- Sup Vorlon
- "Closed Circle" so he's a time loop?
- ... Were those UFO saucers hanging out at B5? SHOOT DOWN THE GREYS
- "Earth Alliance Station B5" buuuut they're not Earth Alliance anymore, alternate timeline?
- The guy in the background listening to Garibaldi's story and being like "Fuck me, I need to get off this station"
- Delenn emo-brooding
- Ohhh, Delenn got a future-letter too
- CAPTAINNNNNN HANDSHAKE OF DESTINY
- The planet is expanding the time rift?
- "Please, John come with me with my Time-Travel Husband Jeff and make this trip as awkward as possible"
- Garibaldi just found out he rigged the fusion reactor and RIP'ed what was left of B5
- "A replacement arrived" Oh shit, do they mean B4 replaced their long-range space station?
- OH SHIT the White Star saved B4 from the Shadows destroying it and winning the OG time travel war
- "I'll be in the car" Ivanova
- Ohoooo, it was future Zathras before now it's past Zathras, he looked to Sinclair for the scar in the previous B4 episode
- "What else was on this list of things you're not supposed to say." "If I remember, I'll let you know."
- I wonder, is the favour making Garibaldi go back to the station because if he came along, he wouldn't leave Sinclair when Sinclair finally has to do his "gotta go win the Shadow War in the past" thing? (OH SHIT, that would be why they stopped the Earth/Minbari war too, they found Sinclair and were like "AH FUCK" because he's their legendary hero)
- OH NOOOOO Zack spilled the beans
- That is fucking cool, the White Star learns and evolves
- Hello old friend
- WUH OH, THE SPACE BOMB DISLODGED SHERIDAN'S TIME ANCHOR
- Zathras: This is why I can't have nice things
- OH FUCK
- OLD MAN EMPEROR LONDO
- How, how does that play with Londo's visions of the future? Sinclair beats the Shadows but the ones that got away still fuck up the Centauri for some reason?
- "Very sad life. Probably have very sad death. But at least there is symmetry." Zathras
The long-term planning on this show, even with casting changes and the regular difficulties of producing a TV show, is amazing
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Babylon 5 S3E17
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- Huh, so whoever beat the Shadows abandoned the Centauri, maybe that was the Narn price for being part of the war effort?
- (This also implies that Vir is dead and somehow became the Emperor first)
- Did they get the same actors from the previous B4 ep to come back? I seem to recall the bald guy
- Smooth move getting caught Ivanova
- "I don't believe in luc-" Cole you idiot
- Fix the Time Anchor, Zathras, get Sheridan back!
- Future Delenn? Shapeshifter?
- "Our son" WHOA
- "I'm time-travel fucked, might as well get real fucked too "
- Huh, so is this gonna motivate Sheridan to find the "perfect" win for the Shadow War? Since the episode more or less implies that time is malleable and not predestined, then he could take the moments with Delenn and decide to take different directions in the War to preserve everyone
- Oh shit, Londo's playing a part for whoever's watching
- He drunk his shadow parasite asleep
- G'KAR FINALLY THERE TO KILL HIM LIKE HIS DEATH VISION
- Don't go to the old Shadow planet, eh?
- LONG LIVE EMPEROR VIR
- They're talking about if they get to meet Valen... Is Sinclair Valen?
- Encouraging the crew to evacuate, but some of them don't which spurs on the original B4 mission
- Ohhh, so the original mission happens after the time device malfunctions on the first jump, so they stayed out of sight while it was happening?
- A sinister future "HELLO"
- "Never use this" I like to think they cut away because Ivanova's actress busted out laughing at this fucking Zathras guy
- Ahhh, so the reason he kept Garibaldi away was the aging from getting into the field again
- ZATHRASSSSS MIXING WITH THE OLD EPISODE
- MAN, how this old episode and the new episode are mixing together and making everything make sense is so cool
- Did Delenn switch into the blue suit?
- Sinclair is totally Valen
- VALENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Babylon 5 S3E17: War Without End, Part Two
- Spoiler:
Wacky fun time adventures, the continuation.
-Londo with the inexact answer.
-Seventeen years!
-Well, the hull is already breached.
-And busted.
-Went for some new scenes before the intro.
-Ha, he was hiding in the ceiling.
-No, but luck believes in you.
-Zathras busy being busy.
-And seeing wacky Sheridan.
-He couldn't have disappeared a minute ago.
-Delenn being brave.
-And they had a kid!
-Loopy time circles.
-Future Delenn remembers past Sheridan telling her about future Delenn meeting past Sheridan...
-Go have your death audience.
-Londo has to be obedient to his hidden minder.
-Maybe that lump on his shouder.
-It has a tolerance for booze.
-Londo gets the best scenes in this show.
-G'Kar!
-With an eyepatch.
-And that's how Londo gets strangled by G'Kar. At his own request.
-Uh oh, it woke up!
-Delenn knows something about that Z'ha'dum place.
-Looks like they both died.
-And Vir gets to be emperor, because he found the crest.
-Oh, there we go. Magic electrical suit.
-Oh! Sinclair has an identical space suit for no particular reason.
-Whoops, time surge!
-Someone gone again.
-A gibberish field! Damn!
-Delenn's turn for a time flash.
-Ha, they did it and she wore him out.
-Yeah, Minbari females like to watch snowglobes after making the beast.
-And trouble came slidin' on in.
-Sinclair got old.
-Zathras the philosopher.
-More time loopies.
-Damn, Garibaldi had hair back then.
-And the station crew found Zathras.
-Reuse that season 1 footage.
-Slumpy space suit is back.
-Ivanova slinking around.
-No, you broke the timestream!
-And time is set right again.
-Zathras have worst luck.
-And random space suit guy is old Sinclair.
-Sorry, Garibaldi won't watch his back.
-Delenn. Whaaaaaaa?
-And Delenn's back out of the suit.
-Sinclair wrote himself a note.
-Zathras have too much knowledge in him. Make him kinda spacey.
-And Zathras trying his best to patch over plot hole. Do okay job.
-Okay, mission accomplished.
-Well, the station is gone so we don't really need a rift any more.
-Hey audience, remember some season 1 stuff.
-So Sinclair uses the chrysalis to become Valen........ whoa.
-And let's explain all the foreshadowing for the dunderheads.
-The Vorlons were kind enough to provide an escort.
-Yeah, random guy brings a base. Let's go with that.
(Time for some plot stuff. Everything Sheridan did here was actually supposed to be Sinclair, which is why Sinclair didn't really *do* anything in this episode until the last few minutes. Old Sinclair got old because he was going to be 17 years older; this was supposed to be a distant epilogue episode. And Old Sinclair was always the "One", not Delenn; Zathras had to make that wacky One speech after Sheridan usurped Sinclair role in the plot.)
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S3E18
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- Psychic-chan came back
- Sheridan taking a walk outside, because he's gone space-nuts
- And the new Vorlon ship decides to say "Hi" to him personally
- Ohoooo, even with the Shadows behind them, the Centauri were a little sloppy, so the Narn can build up a nice little fleet from disabled ships
- Kosh 2, Electric Boogaloo
- They're all Kosh, guys
- Dank Frank going for a walkabout too
- New Kosh seems kinda vicious
- "There's something I need you to do." KARAOKE
- "Walkabout" for Franklin means "Just looking to get some"
- Oh boy, attacking Shadow ship on purpose just to test the psychic weakness
- Lennier: "Of course. I would be honored TO STAY HOME" *shuffles out of the room*
- Lyta's a B5, I see what you did there
- Frankie-pankie's found the only woman on B5 who's just as smooth and/or corny as he is
- I can't blame the Narn for not wanting to hop aboard this one
- Ohohohoooo, I was wondering if Frankie-pankie's new pankie was an alcoholic or something like that
- Oh shit, bleeding out of her eye after stopping the Shadow ship
- "Sweet, we killed the shit out of it"
- Welp, here comes the cavalry to fuck u the psychic threat
- Oh noooo, might waste the Minbari ship and the telepaths because there's too many Shadow ships
- AWRIIIIGHT NARN
- Oh man, they brute-force fucked up a Shadow vessel together without much psychic interference
- YOSHAAAAA THE SHADOWS RAN
- On walkabout, Franklin met himself, another addict
- Oh bruuuutal, she's got a terminal condition
- Hey, random one-night stand, why didn't you tell me your personal life details
- "Don't leavey, Stevie"
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Babylon 5 S3E18: Walkabout
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Rehab in the 23rd century consists of danger, and aural torment.
-A Narn cruiser, leftover from season 2.
-Ha, Garibaldi laying it on.
-Sorry Lyta, you're going to need a new employer.
-And here it comes.
-Well, Kosh owes me ten bucks...
-Captain going sightseeing.
-Don't jump, it's a long way down to the planet.
-It knows your name.
-Oooh, different angle.
-Crazy Earther food.
-Oh, he *is* that guy from last year.
-Sorry Cap, you were busy saving the timestream.
-Red eye. He must be an evil Vorlon.
-Well, I'm sure nobody will notice the different suit.
-Of course they are. "Kosh" is probably Vorlon for 'Chief Shitfucker".
-Doc must be a Vorlon too.
-He's just having a midlife crisis.
[Foundationism. Wacky new age space religion.]
-Dark side Kosh looking over the crime scene.
-"This ship intercepted a transmission. Where are the plans?"
-Not fine. Fucker force choked me.
-Well, there's our sliver of Vorlon.
-Who knew Doc was into 20th century classic r&b?
-Permhaired Earth chick fronting the Mos Eisley Revue.
-And a telepath just now showed up.
-Naaah, we's all a bunch of pansies here.
-Sorry Cap, we're a democracy now.
-Yeah, your skin is way way too clean to be an underscrub like us.
-Well, he's never met a live woman outside of work...
-Dang, Doc should quit work more often.
-And the Narns decline.
-Military log, stardate 35646.2.
-Yeah, that's the booze talking.
-Garibaldi blazing hot.
-Laying on a guilt trip.
-Her quarters aren't exactly a dump, buddy.
-There you go. She needs a fix.
-She's not wearing the collared jacket this time.
-Yep, he's our Kosh vector.
-Let's go chicken-hunting.
-Here comes trouble.
-And she got her groove back.
-With extra piss-off.
-Eye bleeding for emphasis.
-20 minutes. Darn.
-And it crumpled up.
-Backless scene for no reason.
-Here comes trouble x4.
-Call in the reinforcements.
-Lennier, you're such an optimist.
-Here comes the cavalry.
-Ha, no fair fights today.
-Kosh still hanging around.
-Sorry Doc, she ODed on smooze.
-Or not. She just has a degenerative disorder.
-Naah, Earth has no time for the feeble or poor these days.
-What, Medlab is a charity now?
-Lyta giving up her intel.
-Doc had his adventure, so he's walking out for good.
-More of the song? Oof.
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Babylon 5 S3E19
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- Recruiting psychics and/or con-men
- Wait, isn't Bester on their side and therefore they can find Psi-Corps to work with them?
- RIP, sacrificial black guy
- "Delenn, I found only his lunch box."
- GO GO DELENN RANGERSSSSS
- YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN- oh, she might not want to do it
- "A slut thrower" NICE REVOLVER
- Franklin's luv shackkkk
- Gettin a little emo Franklin
- Missing a space floor
- Wuh oh, the Warrior Caste is none too happy
- "NO, don't tell my boyfriend that someone's trying to kill me, he'll angrily charge at them and beat them up immediately"
- Lennier didn't give his word, he just bowed his head
- Ohohohoooooooo, Grey 17 is right there but the real Grey 17 might be missing
- Hidden level, that's so cool
- And now we have kooky horror shit so it's not as cool
- Lennier going to tell Cole, you tricky fucker
- "Avoid confronting him, Cole." Oh man, you know Cole is going to confront him now
- "Instead of saying something right off the bat, how about I just go off into a crazy-man philosophical monologue instead"
- And Cole fucking confronts him of course
- "During the war, I killed Fifty Thousand of you" God damn, man
- Sheridan's all like "This is going to well, why isn't anything going wrong"
- Huh, the dude's trying to let Cole quit, Cole might win him over just by how hard he's fighting
- Oh cool, they have a pet Freaky-Ass Monster
- Huh, dude was impressed
- It's walking through steam, so lets spray it with MORE STEAM
- Is Garibaldi captain-kirking himself a hand-cannon to kill his Gorn with?
- Wouldn't you fucking grab one of the pipes and smash that monster into fucking paste just to make sure it was dead? "One of the most dangerous creatures in the universe" going down to a single bullet = I wouldn't trust it
- "One warrior to another"
- You're a true Klingon now, Cole
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Babylon 5 S3E19: Grey 17 Is Missing
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Delenn gets a promotion, and Garibaldi has a random adventure.
-Random CG shot.
-And interviewing teeps.
-Random goober.
-Ha, easy job for teeps. We'll tell you about the horrible duties later.
-Of course the black guy gets eaten by a space monster.
-Back in Wacky Crystal Land.
-Time to sort through Sinclair's porn stash.
-Delenn, the rogues are yours now.
-Garibaldi playing with antiques.
-Lol, Garibaldi points the barrel right at Zack. No gun safety here.
-Ivanova traipsing through Bumtown.
-Yeah, he had the fun episode last week. Now he's gotta kick the habit.
-And Garibaldi gets a fancy mystery to solve.
-Oh, he just happened to be waiting around in case Delenn strolled by.
-And Neroon wants the job.
-He slips out quite easily. Maybe he's Minbari Batman?
-Yep, Garibaldi's off on a mystery tour.
-And Delenn wants to take care of shit herself.
-He found the secret warp zone.
-And it's a dump.
-The hidden zone is always in the middle, never the next-to-last level.
-Looks like the Joker sprung his trap.
-Lennier being a nice rules lawyer.
-Marcus gets to be Delenn's meat shield.
-"And now Mister Garibaldi, we will discuss the methods of your death."
-Yeah, this guy's hand is quite considerable.
-Well, Jeremiah is an easier bible name than say, Elbiazar.
-How many are coming? All of them.
-Delenn grew in a pod on a sghaaa plant.
-Minbari don't have fathers. We're a parthenogenic species.
-Random gooshy moment.
-We all float down here, Mikey.
-The door? Oh, it's a riddle! I love riddles.
-"You there! Minbari asshole! I'm here to delay you!"
-50,000? He's rounding up.
-Flynning with poles. Mmmmmmkay.
-Yep, clang your poles together vigorously. Leave yourselves vulnerable to counterstrikes.
-Oh, don't mind us. We're just babbling until the monster shows up to take a sacrifice.
-Sorry Mikey, you're going through menopause.
-Shout the invocation because you're too tired.
-It does not let us think of ways out.
-There's a monster shriek.
-A Zarg? You dipshits raised a Zarg? Zargs are the most stereotypical monster in the quadrant.
-Awwwwwww, he was convinced by the stubbornness of a saucy git.
-Hey, it's a generic rubber suit monster.
-Oh, I forgot I had bullets in my pocket.
-He has a tube and bullets. So now he needs sulfur and saltpetre.
-Haha, damn. It just flopped over.
-Well, getting killed was the general idea. He'll be quite disappointed when he wakes up.
-Yeah, let the pale Klingon invite Our Git to Sto'vo'kor.
-And Our Git gets a witty rejoinder.
-Garibaldi nattering on.
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S3 E20
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- "Z Minus 14 Days" Wuh oh
- Mannn, Londo trying to get G'Kar executed, cold-blooded
- Brother Theo not a fan of the other churches showing up
- Oh hey, it's Reefer Madness
- Ahahahah, Delenn forces Sheridan to go to dinner
- One of those guards just checked her out
- I've been wondering where Na'Toth went
- Even a dose of cold-blooded blackmail for Vir
- I feel like G'Kar should be able to read that Vir is lying or at least catch that he's passing along the false information about Na'Toth under duress
- Ohooo, looks like Refa's got a guy among the Minister's guards. Maybe Londo is playing everyone using G'Kar as bait?
- Oh shiiii, using churches to pass intelligence along
- That was a menacing abduction of Vir
- Just think, Refa set up this situation so the light will dramatically shine down on him at the right moment
- Ahhh man, Vir getting psychic'ed
- Priest: "Go have sex out of wedlock with your woman."
- G'Kar seeing the bombed out homeworld for the first time
- They're going to great lengths to talk about "information" but aren't being specific that it's about Na'Toth and they did never did show Vir actually telling G'Kar, so I'm waiting for the swerve
- "It's what I'd do." "WHAT?"
- Huh, I guess G'Kar walked right into the trap
- It was a fucking set-upppppppppp, G'Kar AND Londo teaming up wtffff
- Oh my god the transition to gospel
- This is a pretty violent Christian song
- Ha, I don't really know if the Minister buys any of this or not, but the problem worked itself out and he's going to look better for it anyways
- LOOK AT ALL THOSE WHITE STARS
- AWWW YEAH, have sex on the deck of the ship in front of the entire alien crew in front of your massive battle fleet
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Babylon 5 S3E20: And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
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Londo smokes some Refa.
-14 days? Oh, we're counting down to doomsday or a launch or something.
-Disperse the rebel fleet.
-And a voiceover.
-And his unkempt beardlet.
-Doc's just wandering.
-Oh yeah, the monks we haven't seen in half a season.
-Londo clearing up some old business.
-Vir gets enlisted for evil!
-Haha, Theo gets to meet a Baptist.
-The other guys are just there for the show.
-Delenn's stuck being the ship's counselor.
-And they have dorky pet names for each other.
-Ha, we haven't seen Na'toth since season 2.
-Vir gets volunteered to offer bait.
-Londo leaning on the nastiness.
-Refa going in for the politicking.
-And Londo is suitably obsequious.
-Londo's suitably vague here.
-Yeah, that one guard is Refa's informant.
-Ha, spies in the churches.
-G'Kar needs a favor.
-Oops, Vir got snagged.
-Man, bad day to be Londo's assistant.
-Theo, he's a black preacher. He's going to hoot and holler all night.
-And Refa calls in the teep.
-Flashbacks from 20 minutes ago. Jeez.
-In the 21st century, we'd be using an ipad to review the reports.
-"I talk with the ghost of a Vorlon sometimes."
-Delenn must be asleep, so this guy's the night counselor.
-Yeah Sheridan, you need a lay and someone to perform your emotional labor. Woman's work.
-And a free maid. That was nice too.
-Oooh, 13 days.
-"Narn Homeworld" doesn't seem to have an actual name.
-Welcome to Bartertown, G'Kar.
-Random plotting time.
-Make castanets out of his testicles.
-That's where the Shadows Who Say Ni reside.
-Delenn's not having any of this 'know your enemy' shit.
-G'Kar's rather vague here too.
-And Londo came to spring him.
-Refa has his prize.
-I know, the Shadows who attack and kill everybody!
-Oh, no, just bad feelings.
-Ha, Londo set a better trap.
-Londo gives him the pointer finger.
-Refa should have run about 5 minutes ago. Too late now.
-And it's pummeling time.
-Ha, cue the uptempo gospel singers.
-And Refa is quite well set up.
-Well, that much was true. Refa was always self-motivated.
-Yeah, dude knows what's up.
-And Vir was bait.
-Meanwhile, in random space...
-Ha, we have a whole fleet of Defiants.
-Yeah, *that* is Delenn's dowry.
-And down to 10 days.
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S3E21
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- 50/50 chance of getting back alive, better have sex before it goes down, guys
- Niiice, it looks like only one dude was hanging back but then he's like "We're in, let's go kick some ass, but it's your fault if we lose"
- Cole get is, already trying to talk his way into her pants
- "You should stay, all the other good guy regular cast have other storylines, what happens if the bad guys attack?"
- Instead of having sex, Minbari just like creepily watch you while you sleep and imagine what it would feel like to flay the skin from your bones, probably
- And cut off his dick if he's kinda mean
- Welp, Doc got cut
- Shadows had the same idea
- OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit, engines down and shadows incoming
- "Can you hear me now? Good."
- PEW PEW PEW
- This space battle is just fucking awesome
- OH SHIIII THE SHADOWS RAN
- I dunno, man, if you lose for everyone one of there's, I'm not sure the League will want to saddle back up and do it again
- Wait, that didn't look like a small Shadow ship coming out of that Shadow ship
- Is it the Captain's Evil Twin
- OHHHHHH BOY THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN IS BACK TO FIGHT THE NEW BALL AND CHAIN CATFIGHT CATFIIIIIGHT
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Babylon 5 S3E21: Shadow Dancing
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Breaking open a can of the whoop-ass, and Doc finally has his crisis.
-Seven days to go!
-Back with the League of Disgruntled Aliens.
-Delenn issuing the Call to Adventure.
-Getting ready for a big hit.
-Captain Exposition showing up today.
-And sending Ivanova and Our Git as scouts.
-50-50 in a desperate gambit? I like those odds.
-Sorry Delenn. They went to the party without you.
-But she got her present anyway.
-Try not to die.
-Random conversation with Garibaldi.
-Down in Bartertown, Doc slagging around.
-Yeah, this is where Bruce Wayne's parents got killed.
-Down to six.
-Hanging out over the Genesis planet.
-Marcus laying on the smooov.
-It means "I wanna dip my balls in you."
-Humans can never get the hang of the bed.
-Yeah, let Delenn kick some ass now and then.
-Ha, no boner for you, Cap.
-You had better hope you don't have Resting Ugly Face, Cap.
-Random insult fight.
-Sorry Doc, you're not a fighter.
-And crazy dude just knifed you.
-Good thing he's a doctor.
-That's a lot of blood to drag along the floor.
-So much for pillow bed.
-Been spotted.
-Oh, they have a Grey Council chandelier.
-Cap, you were born yesterday. It's going to be some sort of immersive hologram.
-Doc is about to pass out. Time for a vision quest.
-He gets himself in the vision. Well, he is a pretty boring dude.
-Purple lasers firing!
-Ramming speed!
-Here comes the cavalry. For the other side.
-Light the torches to Gondor!
-The Shadows really like to fight in the colorful sectors of space.
-Doc busy upbraiding himself.
-Yeah, your religion is stupid too.
-And here comes our cavalry. Wooooooo!
-Yep, there's your tactical holodeck.
-Attack pattern alpha!
-Doc motivating himself.
-Time to par-taaaay.
-Everyone shoot everything with no tactics.
-Doc's made some progress.
-So yeah, we're doing Return of the Jedi battle intercuts.
-"Intensify forward batteries. I don't want anything to get through."
-You'd think no one on the station had ever seen a stabbing victim before.
-And they're running.
-Drag Doc into Medlab, patch him up.
-Drag everyone else in, too.
-Garibaldi thinking ahead.
-Four to go.
-Doc got the same bed that Marcus had.
-"Hallucination Me was kind of a jerk."
-Sending out a flyer.
-Random dreamtime.
-Yeah, let's interpret dreams right now for no good reason.
-Here comes fun.
-Back on the job.
-Doc had his revelation, and he's cleaned out.
-Haha, Delenn has the dungeon prepared.
-Ominous visitor.
-Nekkid Sheridan in the bed, with Delenn peeping.
-Wandering around the station.
-Ivanova gets woken up for this one.
-Delenn playing with the snowglobe in her flashforward.
-Well, Mrs. Sheridan not so dead after all.
-And there goes the globe.
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Babylon 5 S3E22: Z'ha'dum
- Spoiler:
Someone goes to Z'ha'dum. Someone dies.
-Recap of last week.
-With narration, and flashbacks.
-Making sure everyone's caught up.
-Delenn with the just-got-laid wall lean.
-And he's up.
-He's a lot more emotional than she is.
-Delenn got dressed in a hurry.
-Um, well, now that you mention it...
-Oh, the death planet. Sure, it'll be fun.
-Hey hey, G'Kar brought some nukes.
-Yeah, Cap is lusting for Delenn now.
-Cap has to make a difficult decision about polyamory.
-And he's calling Delenn on her shit.
-Sheridan not too happy about the puppet strings.
-Kosh is conveniently dead, so Sheridan can't yell at him.
-Londo got a promotion, but he doesn't want it.
-Because it keeps him under watch.
-Morden sent an errand boy with a warning.
-Anna looks normal, but she has a Goauld parasite in her neck.
-She's rather glib for someone just reunited with her lost husband.
-Captain putting the clamps on.
-Yep, there's the Martian find.
-Reuse the season 2 CG.
-"I would have to cut out your tongue for you to speak it."
-None of that romance junk. She's only here to reel in the prize.
-And Cap saw Doc's report.
-Cap's planning on something big.
-A biiiiiiiiiig ask for Garibaldi.
-Bringing two guns.
-And a check-in from ghostKosh.
-He's not coming back.
-Anna should have picked up on the subtext there. Too bad for her.
-Yeah, let's steal the Minbari ship.
-Ivanova's not in the loop.
-"If you go to Z'ha'dum, the runes will glow."
-She took one gat.
-The other door is where they feed on humans.
-Golly, Morden's there too.
-Oh crap, he's The Riddler.
-Now Delenn gets his note.
-More flashbacks.
-Dumbass, That's not how time loops work.
-Yeah, Morden doesn't look ominous at all.
-Crud, he's a Nietzchiean.
-Whoa, here comes the armada.
-Reuse that old footage.
_Bring in the conspiracy theories.
-They're into the sales pitch now.
-Flattery plus threats.
-Sales pitch is falling apart.
-Cap reveals his hole card.
-Going for the second gat.
-Yep, found the Goauld scar.
-Sorry Anna, your brain is mush.
-And the sales pitch is over.
-Cap's going out blazin'
-Uh oh, where did the nukes go?
-Sheridan's had better days.
-Nice balcony view.
-And a Sarlaac pit.
-Activate the autopilot.
-There's the nukes!
-That's not helping any.
-Aw, he left her a mash note.
-One more note from Kosh.
-And he's over.
-Cheesy scream.
-And kawhooooooooooosh.
-Shadows bailing out.
-Ivanova knows.
-More narration.
-G'Kar this time.
-Delenn holding a vigil.
-Garibaldi's gone too. Uh oh.
-The Shadows swiped him.
-And that's a big fucking hole.
(Plot stuff and complaints: this was the episode where Sinclair's girlfriend would pop up out of nowhere and take him to the forbidden planet. The argument about the Vorlons and Minbari manipulating him would have been more effective, since they *were* doing just that for years.
I didn't like the meeting on Z'ha'dum. Given their history, Morden should have been on the other side of the galaxy that day. The old guy wasn't very persuasive. Dude in that position should be super smooth, and almost able to make anything seem like a good idea. The Shadows' case should have been more of a "well, maybe they do have a point" after leaning more on "Vorlons lied to you a lot". I would have dropped the "Anna was a Shadow pilot" bit, so Sheridan would have to make a real choice instead of going the easy "blow up my evil zombie wife" route.)
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S3 E22
Third season done!
- Spoiler:
- Anna wrecked the universe by waking up the Shadows, now she's here to wreck your romance Delenn
- "She didn't tell you?" DID THEY RESCUE ANNA FROM THE SHADOWS?
- "Don't you want to know what it's really all about?" Can't tell if she's talking about the whole Shadow thing or just trying to pull his housecoat off
- Uhhhhh, sorry Anna Banana, dying Kosh specifically told him not to go to Z'Ha'Dum
- Narn Space Nukes
- Attention to detail, Franklin is limping from last episode
- "Delenn?" "She was in my quarters when Anna showed up." Franklin's mouth said "..." but Franklin's smooth-ass mind goes "Oh man, don't you hate when that happens?"
- I mean, Sheridan's super-mad but Delenn and Kosh totally made the right move in not telling him?
- "Oh god, Vir, I've been promoted." I love that Londo hates his life when he's promoted
- Did Morden send this creepy fucker?
- Oooooh, sounds like the Shadows are gonna attack B5?
- "I've never been examined in such detail before... except by you, of course " Finally, the burning question of "how did John Sheridan find a woman to marry who wouldn't throw herself out an airlock after two weeks of his lame-ass lines" has been answered: He found someone who's just a bad at it
- Fuck man, that wait until he finally agrees and says "I'll go", I was totally all like "JOHN NO DON'T AGREE"
- Oh right, the weird Martian Ship incident
- Waiiiiit a sec, she makes it sound more like it's the Humans who are utilizing the Shadows to take over rather than the other way around
- Sheridan processing the Minbari because now he's suspicious
- Ohohohho Sheridan pulling rank and trust and friendship on Garibaldi to get him to do suspicious thinggggg
- LISTEN TO FREAKY-ASS MIRROR KOSH
- Oh mannnnn, he's taking the White Star to Z'Ha'Dum
- I hope the Space Nukes are on-board so he can mine the Shadow home system
- Anna's got the Shadow brain-parasites and Franklin told him about it, so Sheridan totally knows what he's doing, guys
- You didn't get his secret gun, Anna
- Creepy fucker Morden just hanging out in the background
- So is Justin Dr Chang?
- But John what if you going against the advice to go to Z'Ha'Dum was what caused the bad future in the first place?
- Nice, Shadows are Darwinian
- Ohhhhh dear, the Shadow attack
- Oh man, making the Vorlons sound like the shadowy bad-guys, and the way the Vorlons conduct themselves, you also kinda believe it
- PEW PEW YEAH SHOOT'EM UP SHERIDAN
- Sheridan's gonna nuke the Shadows
- No fucking way, Force-Kosh told him to jump, is he gonna fucking live through this
- RIP White Star
- GO SAVE HIM GARIBALDI
- It's somewhat ironic that the Shadows' methods of chaos and might-makes-right involves them pulling shadowy conspiracy strings, interfering in the development of races and controlling them from the shadows
Third season done!
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S4E1
- Spoiler:
- More lik Z'Ha'BOOM
- THE YEAR THEY TOOK BACK WHAT WAS THERES
- Ohooo, Lyta's taken up the original role she was meant to play as a main cast member in the credits?
- I dunno man, I can see the Non-Aligned World's point too... they very much just want to go get Captain back
- Emperor Cartagia is sure fucking flamboyant
- Skinny Vir's been opening Londo's mail
- Morden survived a double nuking o.o
- Well, not all of him. Seems pretty loopy, I wonder if the Narn Nuclear Radiation is fucking with the brain-slug
- "I'm just a... shadow of my former self." He's pretty proud of his pun
- Oh man, the Emperor is giving up Centauri Land to house the Shadows, the future is starting to come true
- Kosh 2.0 ghosting everyone
- Sheridan's purpose has been fulfilled and he opened an "unexpected" door... hm, the force-ghost of Kosh 1.0 told him to jump and probably to save his life, so what's really going on here
- G'Kar just had to break into Garibaldi's room to put his clothes on, what a perv
- Daffy Duck is the Egyptian God of Frustration
- G'Kar and Zack-Attack on a bro-op to get back Garibaldi?
- Londo's dreams coming true (was the colour of the jacket the same in the dream?)
- Wow, Cartagia wants actual Godhood out of this
- And Londo's just standing there like "I have to fucking assassinate this guy and become Emperor or we're done"
- And he speaks to heads
- Lyta looking more haggard with Kosh 2.0
- I dunno if Vir's gonna be too good at the conspiracy thing, Londo
- They show him talking to heads
- White Star got blowed up, unless they named one of the new ships "White Star"
- Wowwww, Lyta's buggin out
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
- Caveman Sheridan
- "You are the closest thing I have to a friend. I am shocked and dismayed by this, but there it is."
- Oh man, I bet Vir's the one who finally does kill the Emperor unexpectedly
- Z'Ha'Dum cave buddies!
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Babylon 5 S4E1: The Hour of the Wolf
- Spoiler:
Captain Sheridan and Garibaldi are gone, and Londo wishes he was too.
-Ooooh, previously...
-That was awful nice of the Shadows to just let Sheridan park his enemy warship in orbit over a major city.
-Seven whole days.
-New season, new job.
-And a new intro.
-Everyone gets a line.
-Exo Squad credits.
-Zack and Lyta got promoted.
-Well, Morden's probably not dead.
-Ivanova being all mopey.
-Haha, they decided they're done.
-Star Wars extra is right.
-Back to the blah CG.
-Londo with the faint praise.
-Small wangs are in style these days.
-This guy's really full of himself.
-And he has a surprise.
-Vir's got the 411.
-Somebody had the details. Lots of details.
-A darkened room. Londo should know better.
-Here's our special guest.
-Well, what's left of his flesh.
-HA!
-He's rather obviously loopy.
-Oh jeez. He was a lot less dorky before he got fried.
-Yeah, he can have a nice continent or two.
-Londo got the Shittiest Job in the Universe.
-New Kosh doesn't have time for whiny Minbari.
-Delenn trying the guilt trip.
-Didn't work.
-People and darkened rooms.
-Just G'Kar playing dress-up.
-G'Kar dumping some philosophy on Zack, because he hasn't left yet.
-And he's off on a quest.
-Londo has to wear his old scrubby coat from season 1.
-So he can live out his dream vision.
-Emperor Wacky having an orgasm.
-Londo getting a bit too frisky.
-And Wacky is full-on delusional.
-Wild and gory rumor time.
-Lyta gets to ride in the HOV lane.
-You're done Lyta, now get out.
-Londo needs to have a chat.
-Ha, generic spooky music.
-He does have a select committee after all.
-Title drop.
-Aaaaaaand we've failed the Bechdel Test.
-Lyta's a P100 or something.
-Ivanova's got something to do now.
-Bring Delenn along because... I dunno.
-Lyta's not here anymore.
-Oh, Delenn's here to look concerned.
-And call with the Power of Love.
-Everyone look concerned all at once.
-Magic space eyes. Run away! Run away!
-It's asking me to do gross things in my pants.
-Yaaaaaaay, deadman switch.
-Well, we didn't get him.
-Down in the Pit of Despair...
-Someone has to keep the torches lit.
-And Vir's joining in the fun.
-Londo has his conspiracy buddy.
-Zoom in on the Valkyrie!
-Ivanova's never going to clear her inbox at this rate.
-Weeeeeeeeel, not quite so dead.
-Goofy bearded riddler.
-Lots of drums for the closer.
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Babylon 5 S4E2
- Spoiler:
- Franklin being bleak, probably shouldn't have quit the drugs
- Sounds like this alien dude is on drugs
- Sheridan's dead oshiiiii
- Oh hrm. Looks like some freaky space ghost caught him and he's deciding if he's dead or alive or something
- Mos Eisley Cantina
- BARFIIIIIGHT
- "Why are you doing this?" "... He's my friend." G'Kar ;_;
- "If you're falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly, you've got nothing to lose." And Johnny happened to fall off a cliff
- Look at those whack-ass skinny pistols the Centauri are using
- So much for G'Kar taking care of himself?
- Go Go Sinclair Rangers
- Oh shit son, straight up attacking Za'Ha'Dum
- Cartagia clapping to Londo's slippery tongue
- They sure got G'Kar there quickly
- Who's got Garibaldi?
- I mean, if that was Psi-Corps, they'd be able to scan him
- This prison scene
- Ohhhhh boy, bro-op between two mortal enemies to take down the Emperor
- Not one of the first ones. THE first one.
- Ohohohoooooo did he live or did he die
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Babylon 5 S4E2: Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- Spoiler:
G'Kar doesn't know where Garibaldi is, and Sheridan doesn't know where he is.
-Doc's back on the job.
-Lucky for us Doc decided to narrate the current political situation.
-And Delenn's got the Minbari clap.
-Well, Sheridan is not quite dead.
-And his wacky friend speaks English.
-This guy's just rattling on. That must be Sheridan's punishment.
-Well, good thing Z'ha'dum rotates at the same speed Earth does.
-Oh, maybe he is a doornail after all.
-Jeez, more rambling.
-He must be the glowball.
-G'Kar slumming it in Mos Eisley.
-And consulting with a junk trader.
-Here come the ruffians.
-Here's some backup.
-Skullduggery afoot perhaps.
-Doc's gotta tell Delenn to take care of herself.
-More philosophy.
-Delenn's on a first name basis with everyone these days.
-G'Kar and Marcus bantering like old women.
-"This was my father's lightsaber. Try not to kill the ... cat with it."
-Barkeep wants to get paid.
-Awww, he left a mash note.
-G'Kar chasing away his bodyguard so he can get captured.
-Long guns.
-First through the door always gets it.
-But number three lands a hit.
-Okay, everyone come by for a meeting.
-Time for some cannon fodder.
-Delenn's going suicidal now that her loverboy is dead.
-Jeez Londo, a visitor at night is either here to arrest you or assassinate you.
-At least you're armed.
-Londo gets to dance artfully.
-Londo, you get a Narn for your birthday.
-I think that's a no.
-Ah, there's Mr. Garibaldi.
-Ha, Psicop.
-Awkward conversation with the prisoner.
-Londo not into the gorefest.
-But he does see opportunity.
-And G'Kar wants to make a deal.
-Meanwhile, on Planet Doom...
-Ah, a Moebius Cave.
-More rambling.
-Oh! He's # 1!
-Well, most people don't jump into bottomless pits for fun.
-Way to catch up, John-boy.
-And you've got a free rider.
-He could have explained all this at the beginning of the episode.
-Who knew that # 1 was into assisted suicide?
-Get to relive the special moment again.
-Would have worked better with Sinclair overcoming his death wish.
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B5S4E3
- Spoiler:
- "Boom, crash, burn, lingerie"
- Oh boy, another flirting episode between Marcus and Susie
- G'Kar's gonna kill that guy first
- "Everyone I care about is gone. I don't care about Dr Franklin or Lennier all that much, but don't tell them..."
- Vir's never been involved in a conspiracy to kill someone before, except Lord Refa, but I guess no one told him
- "Pain technicians"
- Cartagia fucking throws the towel over the attendant and the guy makes a play to grab it and then his actor is trying not to bust out laughing
- But no bloodstains on the rest of his clothes
- Even Vir's ready to kill him
- Zack Attack going after Chief
- Kosh 2.0 kind of sucks
- Something else is happening because the Vorlons are focusing on that instead, huh
- Zack did you just kill Garibaldiiiiiii
- And they were doing kinky saran-wrap disco things with Garibaldi
- "Initiating program" Wuh oh
- "You didn't have to pull out so fast" Oh my
- Here, have some horrifying thoughts for your backtalk
- COLE'S AN INCELLLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Whoops, it's a giant mothership and a space fleet
- Mmmmm, maybe it was Psi-Corps after all, his memory's been fucked with
- "Thank you for bringing me hanging, glowing testicles, it'll go great with my triangle collection"
- Guys, you can kill Cartagia alone right now
- Man, did they have to show every strike?
- Screamed though
- "IT'S PARKING, RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERTTTTTTT"
- Eyyyyyy Sheridan got the First One express ticket back
- "BRO, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD." "I Was. Shit's cool now." "Uhhhh...."
- Can anyone else see the First One or is it just Sheridan? Is the first one keeping Sheridan alive?
- YOU HAVE MY AXE, JOHN
- So... are the Vorlons planning on joining in to shit-kick the Shadows... or are they planning on taking over what's left in the aftermath?
- So they can see Lorien at least
- Oh man, the Vorlons are playing for keeps now.
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Babylon 5 S4E3: The Summoning
- Spoiler:
Random events plot, and the band gets back together.
-Ivanova wants to go on a joyride.
-And to recruit some retired cowboys.
-She's been on Minbari Duolingo.
-The bathroom is full of feathers. I am condemning things and stuff.
-G'Kar has a painful hat.
-Delenn using Earth dates for some odd reason.
-Well, the First Ones mostly left. Not many stragglers to find.
-Marcus and his cheerful git banter.
-Cheesy CG strikes again.
-Yes, let's talk openly of our conspiracy.
-Well, he's a hands-on guy.
-Vir's got the het up.
-Zack gets to have an adventure today.
-Sorry Delenn, I've got to take my Vorlon out first.
-Secret Vorlon plans are not for the eyes or ears of the mundanes.
-Static. Frag 'em!
-Kabooooom. Best go get the pod.
-"I didn't hit it that hard. Must have had a self-destruct."
-He got kidnapped by the Saranwrap aliens.
-And he's up.
-Naaah, you were supposed to find him.
-Lyta's making a delivery.
-Don't sass a Vorlon. They don't like that.
-Shouldn't have gone poking around.
-Londo giving him the business.
-Start up a pet lobster ranch. Sell cotton candy to the Vree. Teach the Minbari how to twerk.
-Oh yeah, he wants her to pop his cherry.
-Well, that sounds like something First Ones might do.
-Yeah, let's pry open the hiding place.
-Ha! The Vorlons have a Super Star Destroyer.
-Flashback time. To last week.
-Delenn gotta have a rally.
-Random spaceship.
-Yes, walk into the alcove Montresor has prepared for you.
-Oh, no, it's just a secret mancave.
-Of course it makes a cheesy electric noise.
-Had to be 39. Not 34 or 26 or some other number.
-G'Kar refused to scream for that assassin back in episode 5. He had a good reason this time.
-Ivanova bagged a big prize.
-Jeez Lennier, be a bit more circumspect.
-Random is here.
-The Minabri ships are just lollygagging around while the unknown flies on in.
-Garibaldi back on the job.
-Mystery pod.
-Except for the guy on the stairs.
-And he brough his buddy.
-And boooooooy is that face ugly.
-You rise from the dead, you think really big.
-Garibaldi's not quite enthused.
-Go on, hug your revenant.
-Exposition time.
-Garibaldi's got a bug up his butt.
-Woooooooooo. The Vorlons don't fuck around.
-But we won't actually show you any of it.
-Welp. We're boned.
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Babylon 5 S4E4
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(I have a weird schedule this week so I'm doing it now)
- Spoiler:
- Oh boy, incoming transmission!
- Please remain calm, the fucking Vorlons are killing us all
- "Please I have to get my husba- Oh hello Sheridan, I guess I don't need a husband anymore..."
- They don't get HD monitors out in space
- Keep wondering if Garibaldi was implanted with some kind of sinister switch that turns him evil (probably after the 700th time someone asks him if he's fine)
- I don't know if I'd test the Vorlons having the will to attack a major planet or not
- Cartagia being a shite, so he's probably sending out Narn ships instead of Centauri ships?
- Is it time for the head collection?
- Oh, no, he's going to let the Vorlons kill everyone so he can ascend to Godhood, right on
- Is Franklin checking for Shadow worms?
- Apparently getting abducted didn't hurt Garibaldi's poor taste in shirts
- Garibaldi legally changing his name to Negative Nancy
- Just go ask him to leave.
- "He'll wipe the floor with us." "I know." Thaaaaat sounds like you're trying to get Garibaldi killed and out of the way, Sheridan
- Oh boy, trying to kill a Vorlon
- Well, that didn't go so well
- "Probably calling Collect" Product placementtttt
- Kosh 2.0: Ohhhhhhh CRA-ZZZZT
- Delenn being all "Wtf, man, you're killing him"
- OG Kosh having spirit squid sex with Kosh 2.0 I guess
- Awww, poor ship
- "For a little while" ah, Lorien is keeping Sheridan alive
- Londo finally ready to start the murder scheme
- 20 years is a blink for Minbari
- Lorien nearly bonked his head on the door
- It's not a real diamond so she's thinking about saying "No"
- Oh, is this how G'Kar loses the eye?
- Fuuuuuuck it is
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Babylon 5 S4E4: Falling Towards Apotheosis
- Spoiler:
-Oh noes, special '90s news bulletin.
-Now we get to see the SSD in action.
-AKA, new target systems.
-Special important zoom.
-Noooo, I think the Vorlons are a bigger enemy at the moment.
-Somebody scary.
-Or the spooky reanimated Captain.
-Flying through too close space rubble. Must not have been very explodey.
-Lots of traffic.
-Garibaldi a bit preoccupied.
-Not trusting the bearded weirdo.
-And getting pretty antsy.
-Stock Centauri Prime shot.
-Burnt Morden pops up again.
-Londo gets to see the secret room.
-One would think they'd smell bad by now.
-Ha, it does smell.
-Yep, Emperor Batshit wants to get roasted by the Vorlons.
-Random round ship.
-Sorry, Garibaldi, no anal exam.
-Flashback time.
-No waiting for an appointment.
-News notes. More targets.
-Sheridan's in a forgiving mood.
-And he's gushy.
-Garibaldi bringing the doom.
-Time to dispatch Asshole Kosh.
-And Garibaldi gets to be the bait.
-Ha, not even going to give him a going-away present.
-More '90s static.
-Everyone stand in a row so he can multishot you all.
-Shootin' time.
-Cheesy lightning bolts.
-Sonic attack!
-Sheridan gets a special call.
-Seven days! How convenient for next week's episode.
-Luring out the target.
-Be sure to walk suspiciously.
-He's catching on.
-Wacky zoom!
-Fry him.
-Delenn came by to gawk.
-And he's out.
-Not the most impressive CG blob.
-And the ship's running.
-It put the whammy on her.
-And got him.
-There's the wispy.
-Take it outside, kids.
-Glowy palms and long fingers.
-Yeah, not quite specific there.
-And Captain's reanimated again.
-Centauri Prime has an implausibly large moon.
-Londo's laying on the butter.
-And he found the flaw in batshittery.
-Lure Emperor Batshit out into the open where the Narns can gank him.
-More important zooming.
-The Rebel fleet is massing near Sallust.
-Sheridan's always with Lorien. Maybe Sheridan dies if he gets too far away.
-Captain's got twinkly nanites.
-Twenty years. About how much older future Sinclair was.
-It's plenty of time to hug and kiss and bone and stuff.
-Delenn, we humans do strange things like giving each other pieces of metal.
-Not that finger, John. That finger means we're committing incest.
-Cheesy lip mash.
-Beady Narn gaze.
-Well, that's one way to deal with it.
-Londo missed chance #1 from his psychic reading.
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B5 S4E5
- Spoiler:
- Captain's Personal Log. No date or time necessary
- Freaky monster cloud
- Good going, Londo, you're part of the reason we're in this mess in the first place
- Sorry Susie, I want to command this giant space fleet
- "I was playing with my dolls" HOLY SHIT, IVANOVA PLAYED WITH DOLLS
- Nice, Londo gets to live either way
- "Your heart is empty, Molari. Did you know that?" G'Kar scares the shit out of me
- Wuh oh, they replaced the weakened chains
- HOLY SHIT G'KAR
- Oh my god, is Vir going to kill Cartagia
- VIR HOLY SHIT
- Ohohohohoo, Londo is only the Prime Minister and not the Emperor, dodged some fate
- Poor Lennier can't get a word in
- Holy shit, they sent Walter White out in a White Star
- GO GO CRANSTON RANGERS
- Oh shit, it's a death cloud that drops burrowing missiles that kaboom planets
- Space fireworks
- WHOAAAAAAAAAA SHERIDAN WHAT THE FUCK MAN, INVITING THE SHADOWS?
- Oh man, poor Malcom's Dad has to draw the Shadows into the war
- That is fuckeddddddd
- RIP Bryan Cranst--- heyyyy, Hitler Salute in Valen's Name
- They're trying to Julius Caesar G'Kar
- G'Kar just laughing at the Narn, god damn, this guy can't win
- HERE WE GO
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5
Babylon 5 S4E5: The Long Night
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Londo takes care of his shit, and Sheridan sets his up.
-Damn, everyone's hanging out at the station.
-Jeez, a trifle melodramatic.
-More exposition.
-The Shadows have a death cloud.
-Londo being melodramatic too.
-Everyone explain everything.
-Turns out dying and resurrecting gets all the attention.
-Oh yeah, go find the heavy hitters.
-Random character story.
-Okay, there's the reason.
-Emperor Batshit is in a happy mood.
-Well, the set designers appreciate the similarity.
-Lol, he's just going to watch.
-There goes the joviality.
-And it's back.
-There's the eyepatch of the future.
-Final plotting arrangements.
-Yep, he got kilt.
-Vir always gets overlooked.
-Hey, a nice little springblade.
-Gallows humor.
-Londo just walks out with the whole box, instead of concealing the weapon.
-Oops, new chains.
-Well, not so solid after all.
-And it's a donnybrook.
-Batshit is flipping his.
-Dropped the needle.
-Lol, Vir killed him by accident.
-And Batshit is officially toast.
-Whoops, Londo gets another promotion.
-Lennier's not going to get shit done today.
-Heyhey, rods from God.
-Those are pretty good sensors.
-Dramatic zooms for everyone!
-Assassination gets Vir in a boozy mood.
-Londo gets to be his therapist today.
-Reminiscing time.
-Narns celebrating a bit early.
-Captain assumes the command stance.
-And makes his pitch.
-Sheridan making a really big gambit.
-Using this dude as bait.
-Dead bait.
-Odd use of the fascist salute there.
-Narns still partying.
-And looting.
-G'Kar's not having any of it.
-Ooooooooh, the c word.
-Duuuuuuuuuuuude, his fucking eyeball got cut out.
-And G'Kar just walks off silly.
-Audio from bait.
-Voiceover time.
-Yeah, Sinclair was the literate commander.
-Moving the fleet out to Endor.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5
S4E6
How was this NOT the series finale?
- Spoiler:
- Hey, I think I've had that space background as my desktop wallpaper before
- "All" the remaining First Ones, oh boy
- There's something about Lorien's "Oh yes" to the question if this group of First Ones will remember him that sounds mischievous
- This space battle is so cool
- Oh man, leaving Centauri Prime hanging
- Londo sits in the Emperor's chair naturally
- Lorien's pretty Star-Trekky, mysteries of the universe, I like it
- If an immortal being tells me to embrace the illusion called love, I'd probably do it tbh
- Details are everything, I like this Minister of Intelligence
- Oh shit, Refa didn't kill his girl. Was it Morden?
- That fucking prick Morden did it, holy shit
- Ahahahaha, she told them to fire
- Morden's not fire-burned anymore
- And very Centauri-like hair
- I wonder if Morden's right and the Vorlons won't attack a population that big
- Fucking cooool, Londo had them kill the Shadows that follow Morden everywhere
- "What are you gonna do, blow up the island?" "Actually..."
- Holy fuck, he nuked the shit out of them
- God damn, some people stayed just to make sure everything looked right
- The Shadows have allies?
- HERE WE GO
- Bruuuutal, they piked Morden's head?
- Those First Ones are pretty badass
- Will the Vorlons turn back, because Londo was considered "shadow influence" at one point
- Yep, Vir gets it
- The Vorlons blocking out the fucking sun
- Holy shit, thank you Sheridan for saving Centauri Prime
- Shadow cloud gets to freeze everyone to death after philosophy class
- Eyyy Kosh 1.0
- D'awww, the Shadows want Lorien to go with them because they're lonely
- Did Londo and Vir just mash their nipple-genitals together with that hug?
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How was this NOT the series finale?
- Spoiler:
Like I know the Psi-Corps/Earth Conspiracy is still a human problem, and Garibaldi is still twitchy, but that pretty neatly wrapped up most of the long-standing issues happening in the show for all of the other races and participants in Babylon 5 o.O
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