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Post by Guest on Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:15 pm

Misleading title, I am still just as virgin as ever. But in today's hilarious hijinks, I got so bored that when my friend drunkenly called me, I pretended that I was getting head over the phone. Then I got increasingly bored and took my shirt off and took snapchats of myself in bed, pretending to use a pillow to "hide" the "girl," giving the camera the finger, the whole thing.

God, what is wrong with me? I am a sick sick son of a bitch.

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Post by Gentleman Johnny on Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:20 pm

Sounds hilarious to me. Now you just need to take a pic of yourself sticking your butt out from under the bed and caption it "los tmy virginity. Who wants to help me find it?"

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Post by Guest on Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:24 pm

Glides wrote:Misleading title, I am still just as virgin as ever. But in today's hilarious hijinks, I got so bored that when my friend drunkenly called me, I pretended that I was getting head over the phone. Then I got increasingly bored and took my shirt off and took snapchats of myself in bed, pretending to use a pillow to "hide" the "girl," giving the camera the finger, the whole thing.

God, what is wrong with me? I am a sick sick son of a bitch.

Lol, idiot (I mean that in the nicest way possible, I swear). Losing your inhibitions to alleviate boredom is the best.

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Post by UristMcBunny on Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:37 pm

Ha! Well if you're going to prank a friend, you might as well have fun with it! Razz

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Post by eselle28 on Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:02 am

I'm likewise amused. This seems like the harmless end of pranking, and if your friend is gullible enough to believe you could get away with that, you've earned your laugh.
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Post by Herr R on Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:50 pm

Glides, if only I had as many friends as you do and knew how to take decent selfies, I would probably do it too! Alas, here I am, hoping that my potential hook-up/FWB won't lose interest and wondering what my new set of problems post-virginity will be. I've been meaning to make another long-ish post detailing my latest thoughts and troubles to celebrate the return of the community. But it's nice to see that so far, we're still the resident pessimists.

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Post by Guest on Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:52 pm

Herr R wrote:Glides, if only I had as many friends as you do and knew how to take decent selfies, I would probably do it too! Alas, here I am, hoping that my potential hook-up/FWB won't lose interest and wondering what my new set of problems post-virginity will be. I've been meaning to make another long-ish post detailing my latest thoughts and troubles to celebrate the return of the community. But it's nice to see that so far, we're still the resident pessimists.

Well good luck with that, I sincerely mean it. Hope it goes well for you on that front.

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Post by Specs on Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:10 am

i feel late to the party, but that sounds like something i would do
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