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Chio-Chan 6
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- Hardcore Kabaddi training in the local park with hobo master to take down Chio
- MANANA ROCKET FIREEEE
- This psychotic ass-grabbing and drooling, there is no way this wasn't written by a dude
- Well, that was a horrifying sexual harrassment story
- Chio trying to get all the credit, these people are fucking awful
- She just turned Super Saiyan God
- SHE GAVE UP CHIO-CHAN AND IMMEDIATELY SHE TACKLES
- She doesn't know how to apologize because she's usually with Manana
- The walk to school after a game always gets her on edge
- Behind you, Chio
- Is Chio going to sneak up on and kill Manana
- Shoulda done pull-ups to train yourself like MGS2
- Holy shit, Manana's ready to fight ghosts at the drop of a hat
- And now she's thinking about if she should help her, oh god
- Got out her phone camera and switching to HD
- "Let's both descend to Hell together." * *
- "This bitch is more stubborn than any ghost"
- Did she just scrunch her face to bring out fake tears
- Oh god, now they're stuck hugging each other
- And they were going to give each other's name
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Chio-chan 6
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-"this deep in the woods" is literally just a park on their way to school
-Chio sittingly sliding away when she sees pervert-sempai kick the dummy with her face
-Manana's attempt to cheer her up is to tell her her sport's trivial, Manana is the worst
-wtf, pervert-sempai's sounds while she's reliving the Kabbadi episode
-I retract my claim that this show is like real girls
-the homeless dude's inspiring story of being a subway groper and then the moral of the story is "you can grope high school girls because you're a high school girl" and it helps her realize her true feelings of wanting to grab asses
-and Chio, not hearing any of it, thinks Manana fixed everything, so she texts Hosokawa to take the credit, this asshole
-And Manana sics her on Chio, these two assholes
-"You'd better thank me, America" while the Star Spangled Banner plays
-A mom and kid are right behind her while she's trying to sneak around the corner, Chio, you're a bad super-spy assassin. (Also, I legit got caught doing this once in middle school and only didn't die of embarrassment because the people who saw me were an old couple who didn't seem like they know how old kids are enough to think it was weird instead of cute kids' playing )
-she tries to sneak up on Manana and gets stuck under the bridge
-Manana's instantly ready to go with a heroic speech to purify a ghost
-"Let's both descend to hell together"
-She lets go, and Manana does a dramatic "I told you I wouldn't let go" rescue and then they're both stuck and fighting
-did they just try to give each others' names like assholes?
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Angolmois 6
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- Here you go Princess, time to play assassin with Bullseye
- Wuh-oh, a cannon
- DAMN, Rookie just had his internals destroyed by it
- THE BEHEADING GOD DAMN
- Did Jinzaburou just win his side a gun?
- He didn't die by beheading, why are you giving his head to the Princess?
- Hoho, Jinza wants to set the two separate pursuing Mongol armies at each other during nightfall for confusion and/or friendly fire
- Ha, using stolen goods to set up a trap for pillaging Mongols
- I don't think that boulder when he lifted it and when he threw it ended up being the same size <.<
- That worked better than expected, big-time brawl over treasure
- Awkwardddddd
- Emperor-kun
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Angolmois 5
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-Teruhi and the other noble guy are both starting to crack
-ohshit, Teruhi starts a fight with the Mongol scouts
-At least she's shooting to win
-Mongols, skilled horsemen? Really? Seriously, though, I like the way they don't know anything about them, really, and have to learn from every little cue, this show's doing a good job of not slipping into modern perspective looking back or just using historical cliches, they're always thinking about how their knowledge and thinking would have been different.
-spears are almost a new concept to samurai here
-Back in Kamakura, the refined warrior's life
-growing flowers over the archery range to avoid giving an excuse for war
-"If you truly wish to not draw your sword, you must keep it at your side"
-shogi-veiled threats
-keeping his head down didn't stop them from wanting to chop it off
-"I came by to learn some shogi."
-bringing bombs to a swordfight
-Noble-dude's ready to face bombs, damn, that was a good peptalk
-The Mongols' expressions when they see them no-selling (did I use that right?? I hope so, b/c it's a useful word and I want it to work that way! ) the bombs, usually it's their opponents making that face seeing the Mongols react that way to arrows in their chests.
That the characters are kind of flat becomes a lot less obvious/important when they're putting it in with more setting flavour/establishing, and doesn't matter at all when they're doing cool action/strategy shit, I hope they do more of that stuff.
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Enail wrote:Angolmois 5
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-The Mongols' expressions when they see them no-selling (did I use that right?? I hope so, b/c it's a useful word and I want it to work that way! ) the bombs,
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Yes, this is the proper usage of "no-selling"
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Chio-Chan 7
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- "They've been exterminated by homos" Oh god, we've already jumped clear over the line
- "The heroines are gorillas" HOLY SHIT I'VE HEARD SOMEONE ACTUALLY DESCRIBE WESTERN GAME DESIGN FOR FEMALE CHARACTERS LIKE THIS BEFORE
- Oh my god, this is real. These are legitimate complaints about Japanese games from westerners, but it's the Japanese saying them
- "GO BACK TO SHINJUKU"
- "Aren't you interested in my thick, full lips." And now she's getting into the BL, my eyes are fucking leaking
- THE UFCKING
- FINGER
- IN HIS MOUTH
- "It's not like the staff knows me" and it's fucking biker gang guy. I can't handle this
- Oh god, he's excited because he thinks she might be going for her bike license, Bloody Butterfly lives
- Nipple chocolates
- "That totally fooled him." It totally didn't
- And now he's playing BL games oh god
- OH MY GOD THE OTHER GUY IS GUAIFJLSJFLKSJLFKJSFSLJ
- And immediately we got into a Kancho duel
- "Where did you learn that stance?" "Don't underestimate how much it sucked to go to a public grade school."
- Manana with the kill shot
- "Let's punish her on the social level!"
- THE PUBLIC
- TREE BRANCH
- "I was lured here by the screams of a woman" Oh god
- What the hell
- Manana's half and half face
- Manana makes up a beautiful story about this old lady and she's just phone gaming and stealing wi-fi
- "I'll just hack into it anyway." This old lady is future Chio and/or Manana
- Next ep: "Chio Fisher" might be a reference to Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell, probably more sneaky hijinx
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Chio-chan 7
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-reading magazines at the store before school
-"In other words, it's been exterminated by homos," uh, I'm a little worried about where it's going with this
-Insulting JRPGs
-"Go back to Shinjuku"
-She shuffles a few steps further from the counter to keep reading the BL game magazine
-The old guy with a finger in his mouth, and that's what makes her buy it
-"I'm just getting it for research"
-Andou's working at the counter
-She puts chocolates on the nipples but it just makes it pervier
-a complete chocolate tank top
-When he's ringing her through and she's paying over the magazine and they're both so fucking embarrassed
-And then she has to stand there while he's "i'm not judging you" ing with his hand on her shoulder and wrapping it up in a paper envelope and her little "sou da ne" at the end
-Andou's playing BL games as research
-And his friend is about to confess his love
-D-did she just stab her fingers up Manana's ass???
-"She actually called it an ass-off"
-Her cool voice and "don't underestimate how much it sucked going to a public grade school"
-Manana gets her revenge
-Cheerfully talking about how they'll punish her on a social level to make her cry
-the videogame music begins as they power up
-in front of a crowd and she can't get into an enema battle against a little kid without it looking really bad (come on, Chio, it looked really bad even without the crowd)
-She runs her ass into a tree
-pervert-sempai was lured by the screams of a woman, okay show, we get it, she's a pervert, move on
-"If I stick my fingers up her ass, I have a feeling it'll be something other than an ass-off," pervert-sempai out-creeps the creeper, okay that was still funny
-Manana as some kind of ass-off revenge demon
-half ass-revenge demon and half friendly girl going along with the cool kids
-they've got a big, romantic backstory of nostalgia for the old lady and really she's sitting there playing a phone game using the restaurants wifi
-"I'll just hack into it anyway"
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Angolmois 7
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- Oh whoaaaa, the child emperor who gave the blade to Yoshitsune, now it's all come back around
- Oh hm. So if the mountain people are descendants of defenders of Japan, maybe the exiles crew could survive the Mongol Invasion and become free mountain people and the cycle continues
- Oh MAN, the women were already luring the Mongols into a crossfire trap. Looks like a good spot for a base of operations, an inlet where only small boats can get in, but they'll be caught in a crossfire if they do
- Wait how is it race if they both meet each other first anyways
- Ahahaha, he figured it out
- Awright kids, you're all alone now, just fuck already
- "It's like a child trying on an adult's kimono."
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Chio-Chan 8
Not as funny of an ep though I appreciated the references
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- Manana knows how to deal with embarrassing people *Chio's face blinks*
- "Minna-san, nice reaction!"
- Chio-chan's sacrificing herself so Yuki-chan doesn't look like the only weirdo
- "She always willing to take below-average risks"
- Manana is the fucking worst, try to get Yuki to run to school so Chio stands out even more
- Yup, they are referencing Splinter Cell and Sam Fisher, the head-thing with the three lights was on the characters' head
- Her eyes light up when she sees a small enough alleyway to do the climb
- Manana dodges
- So Chio just keeps climbing up and realizes she's in a video game right now
- THAT WINDOW OPEN
- "That almost gave me a heart attack" and then she starts laughing hysterically, I would too
- And now Manana's doing sneaky shit
- Time for a death match on the roof
- Manana has no athletic ability so Chio though she was leaping to her death
- "The rare item I found on the roof was friendship" Fuck
- CHIO TOOK A PICTURE OF MASHING MANANA'S FACE WHEN SHE WAS UNCONSCIOUS
- Kille'm all, Momo. There's not a single worthwhile one in the bunch, they won't be missed by the Great Nihon
- Disciplinary Committee, now Momo can be a good-two-shoes nazi
Not as funny of an ep though I appreciated the references
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Angolmois 6
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-"You're starting to look like a general, from the right angle." "You were just blind before."
-"the older a man gets, the more he starts to try to calculate the value of lives with money"
-Princess-tachi didn't get the Mongol general
-Oh shit, some kind of hand-cannon, they got Yajirou
-that fountain of blood isn't a good sign
-Kuchii goes berserker and takes down the gunners
-god, the sounds Yajirou's making while blood spreads across his torso
-his dying thoughts
-they took his head, that seems so gruesome to do to your own people, I guess they wouldn't have time to take them away and bury them so the enemy couldn't get them
-the lighthearted exile band of colourful characters seems kind of out of place with the rest of this show, I think they would have done better to have a more subdued, less cliched bunch
-two Mongol armys just means you can pit them against each other, this guy's fearless
-"even a little fish can thrash around enough to tip over the pot, and maybe, just maybe, put out the fire"
-setting up plunder to divert the enemy. Actually, it's cool that they're highlighting the plunder, thematically, since the fact that it was a purely defensive battle for the Japanese, which meant there was no land claimed for the government to offer to those who fought for them, played a big role in bringing down the Kamakura bakufu.
-the big guy can take a whole group of Mongols, it kind of weakens the impressiveness of what the rest of the team did holding the pass against the same group
-he just picks up the tree the old guy was tied to and runs with it
-Yup, they're fighting over the treasures, good call
-The Mongol general crying at the bodies of his troops
-"We failed to become fireflies, what do we do now?"
-emperor?
-Holy shit, emperor Antoku is here!? Alive?? He must be like 90 years old!! Damn, I thought they were just meaning some kind of forest emperor!
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Chio-chan 8
Yeah, this really wasn't anywhere near as funny as usual, I wonder if they're starting to run out of good material.
Angolmois 7
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-Yuki is too oblivious for Manana to take down
-Chio changed into a tennis outfit to fit in with Yuki, what a yes-man
-oops, it's actually to be nice and make it less awkward, does that mean I have meaner thoughts than Manana?
-wait, no, third option, she's just hiding
-"she's always willing to take below-average risks"
-Chio Fischer isn't as cool as Bloody Butterfly
-Nearly gets a heart attack and starts laughing hysterically
-she lands up climbing to the top because there might be a really good treasure chest
-Manana's going all spy sneaky too
-Manana's attack music
-Politely "just let me hit you at times like these."
-she thought Manana was so unathletic she'd fall to her death
-The rare item she found on the roof was friendship
-Manana's one of ten siblings and going hungry to feed them
-The photo she took of playing with Manana's face when she was unconscious
-omg, she prepared a paper of studying tips for her class to be more popular, it hurts to watch this
-Aww, the teacher stopped her b/c she looked like she wanted someone to listen to her idea
-wasn't she already on the disciplinary committee in that other episode, though?
Yeah, this really wasn't anywhere near as funny as usual, I wonder if they're starting to run out of good material.
Angolmois 7
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-he gave the sacred sword to Yoshitsune?? They're really changing history here.
-And that means it's Kuchii's sword
-And Teruhi's his grandchild
-this means there's two legitimate imperial lines still and the Taira still have a potential rallying point to rehash the war, this could really fuck with the current order of things. I'm sort of confused why they're changing history so much here, it's like they were giving us a historical war-story fiction and now all of a sudden it's an alternate history altogether. It sort of seems like they're working too hard to make the exiles be 'right.' Or else I'm not sure what they're aiming for.
-too late to set a trap, someone's already set one
-the women waiting till the Mongol soldiers jump into the water to kill them
-The romance in this show is so generic high school anime, it feels ridiculous for a war story. If they don't know how to write a romance, they shouldn't include one.
-Too-big castle
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Angolmois 7
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-this means there's two legitimate imperial lines still and the Taira still have a potential rallying point to rehash the war, this could really fuck with the current order of things. I'm sort of confused why they're changing history so much here, it's like they were giving us a historical war-story fiction and now all of a sudden it's an alternate history altogether. It sort of seems like they're working too hard to make the exiles be 'right.' Or else I'm not sure what they're aiming for.
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Historical setting but maybe not historically accurate? This is the Mongol invasion that they lost anyways, so any inconsistencies can probably be covered up by everybody dying anyways :p
Angolmois 8
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- "Can you survive General Winter?" I appreciate the Russian reference
- "I'll fight you with [a thistle]" and then palm-strikes him
- "If you want to die, I can use that stick."
- Probably kill your samurai traitor guy, Shiraishi
- YEAH LIKE THAT
- And now you have a free Mongol pass to walk in and kill the Mongol general at your leisure
- Oh shit, Shiraishi's a shitbag too
- Oh wow, the home-front is actually trying to send back-up to Tsushima
- Nice, keeping up appearances but Jinzaburou recognizes that it's more strategically advantageous for the reinforcements to stay in Kyushu than come to Tsushima
- I wonder if someone will notice that she has the wrong hand to create that slashing arc, and probably not enough physical power to cut the dead samurai like that
- The first Japanese traitor, and he'll actually get spoils split with him?
- I'm waiting for the guard to get an arrow through the head or throat or something while she sings
- Oh hey, we made it through with no one dying
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Chio-chan 9
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- One click and Chio-chan's done
- "I never forget the name of a high school girl once I've heard it." Creepy as fuck
- Annnnnddddd herewego, feminist anime fans everywhere are now raging
- And ofc Manana is the worst and sets her up for a hard fall
- "Your whole personality basically relies on your glasses."
- Her "lame hairstyle" and then the "babababay" when she's got the wig on holy shit
- Holy shit, she's doing the Jotaro Kujo ORA ORA ORA with makeup
- "YIKES! SHE TALKED" Oh god
- Stick the horse mask on her head and run for it, Manana won't do it because she'll see her at school later
- The Edo period traditional look suits her
- She blows a kiss, they both dodge it
- WHY DOES CHIO KNOW HOW TO POLE DANCE
- "Your mother's topknot"
- "How fun it was to play with high school girls again early in morning." This guy is the worst
- She watched pole dancing in a game all day because she was bored
- "Aren't water pipes above the rivers great?" Manana: o_o........... [wtf?]
- "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FUJOSHI" HER FUCKING VIOLENT REACTION
- If someone proposed to her on the water pipe, she'd say yes
- Don't you just wish you could walk down the street and see a random dude on fire?
- She figured Chio would go out with a fucking nerd, not an older cigar-smoking sorta-manly delinquent
- That picture of Andou punching out a dude while his baby is strapped to his back
- Manana can barely do anything and WHY DOES HER FUTURE CHIO LOOK LIKE THE MAKEOVER CHIO
- She attacks Chio for her own fantasies
- "Chio-chan might seriously leave me in the dust on this school road"
- THE FOOT OVER THE SHOULDER
- HE'S BEEN STUDYING GAY PORN FOR HER
- AND IT'S HS FRIEND WHO ACTUALLY LIKES HIM THAT WAY
- Dohohoho she's embarrassed that Andou might like her
- MANANA WHOA WAIT A SEC WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING
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Chio-chan 9
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-"If I work real hard tonight, I should be able to secure a below-average score"
-nooo, don't click the mouse, it's not going to end there
-it didn't end there
-creepy homeless guy makes you think "maybe he's actually going to give wise-mentor advice this time" and then says exactly what you'd expect him to say after all
-maybe don't let the old guy who creeps on 15-yr-olds make you over, Chio?
-holy fuck, Manana fake compliments her to convince her, she just gets eviller and eviller
-"Your whole personality basically relies on your glasses"
-that "bo bo be do" Japanese Betty Boop voice in the background and "you just stepped out of the Showa era"
-Manana's make-up tools pose and MANAMANAMANAMANA putting-on-makeup claw attack
-she looks so mannequin-like they're shocked when she talks
-"should we just stick the horse mask on her head and make a run for it?"
-They give her a fucking edo-style wig
-"I don't look weird at all?" "You bet your ass you do" "D-do I look a little sexy, too?"
-"You could be in a dirty mag" with a picture of a sexy ukiyoe blockprint
-oh god, she's pole-dancing at the shrine
-her random sexy phrases
-she learned to pole dance from a bar in a video game when she was bored
-There's some things on this show that make me lol and I don't even know why, like Manana's "I'm sorry, what?" face
-she goes all romantic over the water pipe because it's hard to cross on but there's a rest point in the middle (that's not a rest point)
-FUJOSHI!
-she hid the BL magazine under a rug in the open in her room
-"If someone proposed to me up there I'd probably say yes without thinking"
-Andou's firey delivery throw (honestly, she should have just married Andou the moment he convinced his whole biker gang that she was Bloody Butterfly, that's it, done, how could you do any better than that?)
-Manana's vision of Andou turning his life around and making it big in business with a baby strapped to his back, Future Manana struggling with her over-priced groceries while Future Chio and Andou roll up in a cool convertible
-And Chio has the makeover face
-she has to ensure Chio's below average and happy future
-He's posing with another guy b/c of the BL magazine
-Random girls recognizing it's a scene from a game
-Manana's smile comforting Chio for being wrong about Andou's interest, at first it was just her usual pure evil, but then??
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Angolmois 9
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- A thousand Mongols vs 160 people, very Alamo/Thermopylae
- "Damn man, that's a pretty good sandcastle map"
- Jinzaburou is gonna guerilla warfare them
- Ohooo, luring them specifically to the South Gate for the first battle so they can have their strongest force be able to do something. I wonder how much the traitor will have fucked up those plans with the Mongols knowing the weaknesses of the castle
- Kawaii catapults <3
- Yep, the General knows, he just wants them to occupy the South Gate forces so they can work their way around and attack another gate
- Hrm. I feel like between Jinzaburou and the white-haired guy, they're too smart to not think of Shiraishi as the traitor, and also the Mongol General mentions that he told his guy to not set fire to the citadel, so maybe it was the Japanese that did it to themselves as a signal that "Yup, you were right about the traitor"
- Fucking hardcore, they set the Mongols on fire
- "They may go mad and attack us regardless of the casualties... maybe we should go attack them!" JINZA
- FUCK he almost got the head Mongol
- And they play it out just so the General can save face. But if they're leaving, what are they gonna do for the next 3 episodes? Get attacked by the Japanese?
- I don't believe they'd have such a blind spot for Shiraishi like this
- Fucking sweet, a samurai duel incoming
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Chio-Chan 10
Sorta seems like we get a super-funny ep and then a not-so-funny ep afterwards
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- Momo doesn't understand sleeping in
- She can't bring herself to break the rules on school grounds
- She's not that much of a goody-two-shoes, guys
- Oh, THIS is why she doesn't eat sweets
- These are the WORST people to have with you from stopping you doing anything weird, Momo
- And now instead of keeping a lid on her, they're encouraging it
- Finding porn in the garbage and wondering if it's still watchable
- Oh shit, the little blonde girl and Andou are siblings
- The Legend of BROODY BUTTERFRY lives
- "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SUCCUBUS"
- "I'll dislocate his jaw like last time" *Elbows him in the temple*
- "I need to scare Miyamo" *boob honk*
- "H-How was it" Does she still want to be sexy
- MANANA KILLS HIM IN ONE HIT
- "I'll pull your intestines out of your ass and pickle them."
- "She's bad news when she's pissed off" Bloody butcherknife Manana
- Chio was starting to do the Sakura run between Naruto/Sasuke, maybe a low-key reference
- Manana's afraid of the senpai delinquent because she's not high enough on the school caste
- Andou and Goerge mini
Sorta seems like we get a super-funny ep and then a not-so-funny ep afterwards
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Angolmois 8
- Spoiler:
-"Even if you can escape the mongols, can you survive General Winter?"
-Doesn't need a stick to fight them, just a sprig of plant
-"If you want to die, I can use the stick. Gikei is a style used to kill"
-They remind him of his kid wanting to defend their home
-"Maybe it was wrong to try and give up on a place to protect people instead of trying to protect both a people and a place"
-Just like they were hinting at the other episode, they've got a traitor b/c there's no reward coming.
-several spies, uh-oh
-There was something really gruesome to me about the way the traitor's eyes bulged out while he was getting slashed through
-one spy down, how many to go?
-fuck, killing the diver and setting it up like they killed each other, I guess it was minus one traitor, plus one more effective traitor
-"I can work with Mongols, but not with scum like you." So, what made him consider that guy scum, if he's fine with betrayal and killing innocents? Just incompetence?
-saying reinforcements are definitely coming to keep peoples' spirits up
-White-haired magistrate being a detective
-Traitor's already regretting it, what did he think betraying them to the Mongols would involve, breaking into the castle to throw a surprise party?
-"that's the face of a true traitor, and anyone without that sense of guilt can't be trusted."
-sulphur, it's cool seeing the little technological advances and how they affect things
-some things always feel meaningful, songs by firelight is one of them
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Chio-chan 10
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-she wants to buy and immediately eat sweets. I mean, me too, but do you really need help to do that?
-she's so rule-bound she can't even bring herself to actually break a rule that she's trying to break because she thinks the teacher told her to
-nooo, she asked permission for them to pick the flowers
-Peer pressure, say no to sucking flowers (i-is this a euphemism? )
-She thinks Chio and Manana will stop her from doing anything weird
-They all go sugar-insane to join Momo-sempai's true form
-Forbidden three flavours technique
-"Hokkaido, the inside of my mouth is now Hokkaido"
-"Please give me some kind of prize for this unprecedented invention" "Have the Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize" And even the cashier gets into it and congratulates her
-is mint chocolate unpopular in Japan???
-debating whether to take the garbage porn
-plot twist, the brother the kid's avenging is Andou!!
-she's going to kill Bloody Butterfly for making her brother quit his gang, Bloody Butterfly will never truly leave Chio alone
-Chio flips out at being called a succubus
-"ALSO, WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING HIM MAYU-NII!!" "oh, my name's Mayuta..." "I SEE!!!"
-He needs to scare her, goes for the casual boob honk
-and she just stands there and it's the most awkward thing in the world
-and she asks how it was
-Manana one-punch slaughters him out of nowhere
-her scary insane ass-off revenge face and voice
-And now Andou's in insane kill mode too
-and she stops because oh yeah, they forgot Andou's an actual scary delinquent, and Manana's a cowardly asshole will pick on grade-schoolers but not someone above her
Not the funniest episode overall, but the fight was pretty good.
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Angolmois 9
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-they're so impressed by his model of the castle
-his little grin at the end of "when guests come, you need to welcome them, eh?"
-tricking them to choose the south gate with an ambush and chase
-launching the catapults looks fun
-good job, couple of soldiers who refused to be sent away from the back gate
-not that it did you any good
-"you can't just betray someone once, once you start, you can't stop, you have to keep going forward, forward"
-YES! THEY SET A TRAP!!
-a fire curse? greek fire, maybe?? Surely not here, in this time period, though?
-Nope the islanders are just good with fire
-the gate slowly opening
-"the feeble horses of the Japanese," yep, these are Mongols
-that shot of his horse leaping down on them
-damnit, for a moment there I thought he actually got the general right in the eye
-but he's got him shaken at least
-Kuchii still doesn't think Shiraishi's a traitor, I'm surprised, I thought he'd catch on faster
-he has to bring back Kuchii's head for the Mongols, being a traitor's hard work
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Angolmois 10
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- I didn't realize that "Goryeo" meant Korean, I kept wondering why they were making the distinction between Mongol and Goryeo
- So basically if you're high up in society, you should probably kill your friends before they get you first
- Clever... BUT NOT CLEVER ENOUGH
- That too-fast slice/splurch/thump
- A man who tempts others to sin... as she sexually harasses him in his sleep
- Threatening the kid with death :nono:
- A death-army is approaching and the fortune-teller/shaman just DIED trying to ask the gods what they should do
- Hrm, I wonder if that pirate exile actually is leaving or if he's just gonna use the boat to fuck with the mongols more
- "Everyone, light your torches so we can crush their spirits."
- Yeah, probably a good idea to run the fuck away at this point however you can
- Ohhhhhh boy, that's gotta be the Mongol fleet
- Yep, the old-timers stepping in an being like "shit no, we're not going to Tsushima"
- "Tomorrow's one hell of a lucky day" The look on Jinzaburou's face when he realizes he gets to fight this giant fucking war
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Just wreck my shit why don't you, High Score Girl ;_;
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Chio-Chan 11
Last episode next time
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- Think that's a reference to Payday but I haven't played it
- Chio stealing from her team, of course she's the worst
- Holy shit that entire set-up to flip into bed to avoid her mom catching her
- I've made that quiet scraggly screech before making sure I don't wake anyone up while night-gaming
- "Just thinking about those dumb bastards shaking in anger under the same night sky as me." The fucking worst
- "If I really do have what it takes to be a gangster" STOP-PUH
- "How to rob banks in Japan" This is not going to end well
- "They'd have to be an idiot corrupted by video games" Got'er "
- Running through the various sleep scenarios to avoid standing out
- Did Chio
- Wear a freaky mask to scare off weirdos and then sleep there
- "As long as they don't find out" Manana is gonna kill someone for real some day
- "I need to come up with something funny." "I'll pay my taxes!" God dammit, she's adorable
- Manana sure gets worried easily
- Chio was trying to avoid Manana smelling her
- HOLY SHIT, her fucking face when she's putting the abdominal/cobra stretch on Chio
- Chio has an overpoweringly beastly odour
- And now Manana thinks that Chio's stink has always been around her and it's ruined her life, oh my fucking god
- "Wild Game" Manana's inventing fucking nicknames for Chio
- "WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR EMOTIONS?" Perfect description of Manana pretty much
- All of their flashbacks involve them beating the shit out of each other
- "Let's continue being a burden to society together." I wouldn't call Manana my waifu, but she's definitely something of a spirit animal
- And Chio has the exact same reaction as Manana to smelling her beastly smell
- "Kensuke-kun only likes pretty girls" BRUTAL
- STOP BULLYING MOMO
- "I don't mind the smell of a hard-working older man." "!!!!!!!!! OLDER MAN?"
Last episode next time
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Chio-chan 11
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-she stun grenades her fucking team
-she has a complicated setup with her blankets propped up so she can slide into bed and pretend she wasn't up playing videogames
-her mom still trying to lecture her even though (she thinks) she's in the wrong
-her bloodshot eyes jitter-bulging and crazy grin perfectly captures that 'got too hyped up, now I'm seeing video game flashes whenever I close my eyes' feeling
-shegooglesyoogles "Bank robberies Japan how to"
-"you'd have to be an idiot corrupted by videogames"
-she tells her mom she's psyching up by transforming and her mom starts worriedly suggesting she go to the hospital
-oh no, she slept at the shrine so Manana would wake her up, didn't she
-"Please, by some miracle, don't let this weirdo be my best friend"
-Manana's voice turning evil while she repeats "as long as no one finds out"
-"I'd pay my taxes" is Momo's not-boring option for what to do with 700 million en
-she wants Chio to check if she smells by actually sticking her nose right in her armpit
-Manana's face when she wants to return the favour "you know...for Science"
-her nose explodes right off her face
-and she doesn't tell her she smells bad, MANANA, THIS IS WHAT ASSHOLE FRIENDS ARE FOR, TO TELL YOU IF YOU STINK!
-and decides this is Chio's lifelong problem and that it's ruined her life by hanging around her too, with detailed scenes and a class nickname for Chio, wtf
-"I love you, Wild Game"
-"let's continue being a burden to society together"
-"I'm glad you could make it, Death Scythe Hosokawa"
-"oh, it's lucky you didn't ask him out, Kensuke only likes pretty girls" holy fuck, Yuki, you innocently soul-destroying monster
-and she feels happily freed by the knowledge she never had a chance
-"I don't mind the smell of a hard-working oji-san" "o-oji-san?!?"
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Angolmois 11
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- Ahhh, the Mongols are trying to get as much as they can as quickly as they can before they set off for the mainland
- Jinzaburou! Go defend a wall entirely by yourself!
- Jinza likes his women covered in blood and lying among the corpses of his enemies
- Aw man, Tatsu just did her emotional thing too
- "Do not let them past my corpse!"
- You should probably fuck quickly kids, you're all gonna be dead soon
- Jinzaburou sharpening his sword on his gauntlet
- RIP Doc
- BOW GUY GETS TAKEN DOWN BY BOWS
- DID YOU HAVE TO SHOOT HIM ON HIS HEAD TARGET
- Got blowed up into the ocean with heavy armour
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Chio-chan 12
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- Intro sound effects now
- Grabs her skirt like it's a collar
- "What a cocky little shit" x)
- She was on Andou's PC and her address was marked, stalker-san
- Holy shit Chio, you ARE the absolute worst
- And she said "Mugging someone" right off the start so she's awful too
- "New business ventures usually start in a grey area" fucking business psychopaths
- AND OF COURSE ANDOU'S LIKE "Without mugging someone?"
- Chio's "dignity as an older woman"
- Sore-loser Chio when she's wrong
- Chio's worried about who she'll eat lunch with, "JUST FACEPLANT ON YOUR DESK AND SLEEP"
- SELLING YOUR SPOT IN LINE
- Oh good, looking up the word "streak"
- "MAN, PEOPLE IN THE 70S WERE STUPID" I love you Manana
- "But I at least wear and apron while I'm eating" <3333333333333
- There you go, Chio is going to tell her not to tell anyone she's a nudist so she can continue protecting her from the normie scum
- "This bitch went all-in with the flattery"
- And she's not exactly lying, Manana is the worst
- That personality change
- GREAT VOICE NICE JOB
- And now Chio's getting jealous because they're having fun
- "I'd rather not have one of your kind touching me." I love how often they just completely betray each other
- Panties are the very symbol of intellect
- And ofc the worst possible person for commando-mode shows up
- Youth means sports, and sports means "E-sports?"
- Oh god, if she dips into her new years savings she could do it once
- "I LOVE YOU" on a fucking pipe
- "Oh, you must really be able to hold your liquor" MANANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
- "Thumbelina" "Psychopath"
- TEACHER SLAYER
- And the credits are them as if film outtakes
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