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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:21 am

waxingjaney wrote:Babylon 5 S2E19: Divided Loyalties

Spoiler:

*It had to be oblique, but yeah, Susan and Talia were munching carpet (and it was the '90s so there was actual carpet). Susan would have gotten Talia back, but it would have been Season 1 Talia before they got into each other's pubes.


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I was really wondering about that. Couldn't quite tell if it was just awkward '90s overly friendly writing or if they were angling that direction but had to be low-key about it.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:03 pm

B5 S2E20

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- Wuh oh, Centauri are gonna finish off the Narn
- Welp, the Planet-guy is doing things again
- "Station 3 to Ivanova" Cuts to a shower scene, so you're expecting some steamy TV-Naked Ivanova but then suddenly SHERIDAN
- Don't you just wish all space ghosts were this jovial and grandiose?
- Voice on that Narn
- Sounds like a trap, guys, they wouldn't leave their supply planet that open
- That Sheridan strut. Like "Yeah, I'm the guy in charge, wanna fight about it?"
- Space-ghost trying to set up Sheridan and Delenn Wink wink nudge nudg
- Oh man, Refa's gonna wipe Narn off the space-map
- Mass Drivers, awww shiiiit, catapults away!
- I dunno, with the Narn and their military force out of the way, Shadows could just as easily turn on the Centauri...
- Oh shit, Dr Franklin with the spicy intel that could save Narn...ia? IS THE NARN HOMEWORLD IN A WARDROBE
- Welp, G'STen isn't turning around, RIP Narn
- Awwww shiiiit, an entire ma-fuckn planet rolls up into the Alliance
- Welp, Shadow massacre incoming
- Oh wow, that blob from the Shadow ship split into a ton of fighters
- OH SHIT, THEY DAMAGED ONE OF THE SHADOW SHIPS
- And they collapsed the jump-point, welp
- Disturbance in The Force
- Delenn looking back certainly wasn't foreboding
- Here we go, bar fight to end all bar fights
- Oh shit, that one Centauri got fucking smashed in the face
- CENTAURI NINJA KICK
- Fucking air-raid siren in a space station
- Londo sure doesn't seem happy, watching his people crush the Narn with banned weapons, getting everything he always wanted
- The Vorlons even filed a protest. I'm sure it was cryptic and said in few words
- Oh man, the Narn are asking the Humans for asylum
- Acting, man. G'Kar swallowing his anger and despair while Londo dictates the surrender of the Narn
- And then standing in front of G'Kar to the stripping of his Ambassadorship and arrest
- Fucking Londo yells "NOW" and Sheridan just has this fucking look on his face like "I'll fuck you up, bro."
- "We will be free." And Londo's face fucking twisting in hate, god damn
- And the Centauri aren't stopping and Londo's like "Aw shit, man."
- G'Kar's on Team Sheridan
- Go Go Sinclair Rangers
- You Might Morphin Sinclair Rangerssssss
- HOLD THAT LINE SHIT YEAH
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:00 pm

Are you still alive, Janey?

B5 S2E21

Spoiler:

- Oh hey, G'Kar's taken up being a doomsayer
- Vir keeping an eye on the Narn, eh?
- Kosh sending an Inquisitor to check out Delenn, eh?
- Narn guerilla warfare, even though each Centauri death leads to hundreds of Narn deaths
- The Vorlons sent a space-pimp to make sure Delenn's jive enough for this shindig
- Vorlons been creeping around Earth for awhile
- Garibaldi being a bro and the popo at the same time Nod
- OH SHIT VIR IN THE ELEVATOR WITH G'KAR
- And trying to awkwardly apologize
- Why would he be making Biblical references as if this alien even knows what he's talking about
- Dude's got a point, G'Kar, if you can't get messages through, why weapons?
- Go Go Sinclair Rangers
- I think he just let her live because he ships the two of them
- Awriiiight, the Rangers came through for G'Kar
- Jack the Ripper?
- The fucking vein popping out under his eye
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:39 am

I had technical problems last week.

Babylon 5 S2E21: Comes the Inquisitor

Spoiler:

Delenn has answered the Call to Adventure, but was the call asking for her?

-G'Kar's still agitated.
-The other Narn think G'Kar is embarrassing them.
-Delenn meeting with Kosh, but not for a friendly chat.
-Kosh giving Delenn the Test of Death.
-Sheridan giving Delenn the concerned boyfriend treatment.
-Ha, not on Earth.
-Delenn found her courage.
-G'Kar buying black market weapons.
-With a lovely bonus threat.
-Here comes the Vorlon specialist.
-Sheridan hands-on with this one.
-The Vorlons sent Judge Doom.
-Dapper hat.
-He doesn't approve of the floozies.
-The Vorlons nabbed a Victorian.
-Tense moment with Garibaldi.
-But he's a bit of a softy.
-Gray 19. Nothing good ever happens in Gray 19.
-Delenn's not much of a liar.
-Yeah, stop in the big spotlight there.
-Oooh, a test of character.
-Shock collar.
-He's the sadist instructor.
-Vir having an uncomfortable moment.
-G'Kar's got a pretty good knife.
-And a good point.
-Like Delenn would know what a whale or a jonah was.
-He gave her a potty break.
-G'Kar tested by the rabble.
-Delenn getting sassy. He won't like that.
-Nope, he didn't like her mouth at all.
-The Rangers! Put the striders to action.
-Run away Lennier. Run!
-Yeah, that looks like killing.
-Sheridan was expected.
-Nice cane.
-Delenn found her courage again.
-Magic man vanished.
-Now they can hug.
-Congratulations, you've passed the bar exam.
-Sheridan still curious.
-G'Kar got his note. Many Bothans died to bring this information.
-Haha, voiceover fix. Original script said "west end".
-Meeeeeh, didn't really need the reveal. Too cutesey.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:32 pm

waxingjaney wrote:
Babylon 5 S2E21: Comes the Inquisitor

Spoiler:

-Congratulations, you've passed the bar exam.

Spoiler:

I fucking lol'ed because I could believe it Laughing
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:59 pm

B5 S2E22/Season End

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- Practicing shooting for when/if the Centauri come for them
- Vir and Lennier commiserating Grin
- This might be one of my favourite character things, just two attaches complaining together. Feels pretty real
- "I'll start issuing live ammo" The guy in the background perking up and going "Say what?" rofl
- Centauri expanding their reach
- A "buffer zone"
- "Maybe someone read my report for a change" I was totally thinking "I wouldn't get too excited" and Garibaldi said "Don't hold your breath" Nod
- Wuh oh, other pilots saw the freaky hyperspace thing and now Fighter Pilot-kun might break orders and look for it again
- The Ministry of Peace and the Night Watch. Oh boy
- Ohooooo, a Narn Heavy Cruiser asking for help from B5
- Hrmmm, I wonder if the Night Watch guy is recruiting
- Wow, they have enough connections that they can get Ivanova promoted early. That's kind of scary
- And probably the scariest part is that he seems none to concerned about her reaction at all, just "Come hang out any time you like."
- G'Kar is getting excited because it seems like good news for the Narn all around... which means that Earth is probably formalizing a non-aggression pact with the Centauri and selling out the other two territories for Peace In Our Time as we speak Uh-oh
- Sure is Gestapo in here (Zak is so fucking nervous)
- Whoa, Fighter Pilot-kun has worry balls
- Yep, look how nervous Lance is when he finds out who G'Kar is, they're selling out
- Maybe you shouldn't take the engines offline
- Yupppp, selling out to the Centauri (with an Englishman saying "peace in our time", Neville Chamberlain eh?)
- Susie Q got him a Christmas present, d'awww
- Oh damn, the Centauri shot first
- Yeahhh, suck it Centauri ship!
- Apologize or die
- Ohhhhh shit son, he found the hyperspace Shadow again
- Yeah, Sheridan, go with that apology
- G'Kar hiding in the bushes Laughing
- RIP Pilot-kun
- Sheridan has to take the Tram like every other schmuck, doesn't even have personal security
- Delenn and Kosh getting word that shit might be going down
- The Centauri are fucking following him
- Oh, wait, they're trying to BLOW HIM UP
- Awww shiiit, the Encounter Suit comes off
- Oh wow, every race sees it as an Angelic being or God of their own races
- Sheridan floats in on an angel, turns to the crowd says "I'm sorry" and winks
- It didn't show what, if anything, Londo saw
- Londo saw nothing silent
- Gestapo shit
- Ohhhh man, ISN got the footage of the Shadow, EVERYONE KNOWS NOW
- So the Great War didn't come up on us all in 2259, just a Narn/Centauri war, Centauri expansion, and a failure to keep the peace
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:12 pm

Babylon 5 S2E22: The Fall of Night

Spoiler:

Last episode of the season. Time to pack five episodes' worth of drama into 40 minutes.

-Flyboy's a crappy shot.
-Let Cap'n show you how shit is done.
-Awwww, playtime's over.
-Yeah, these two have a LOT in common.
-That was unfun.
-Ha, the black dude's not keen on the live ammo.
-Centauri are gettin' busy.
-Sheridan's not having any of this buffer zone crap.
-Yeah, he sees it.
-Garibaldi knows what's up.
-Fighter jockeys, jockeying.
-Spider ghost, eh?
-Hahaha, flyboy beef.
-Ooooh, dramatic.
-Flyboy has a death wish.
-A well-intentioned idealist.
-Uh oh, renegade Narn ship.
-Sanctuary! That might be a problem.
-Greasy dude is looking to recruit Ivanova.
-Recruiting her as an informant.
-And she's not for sale with any coin he has.
-Lol, he doesn't care about clean hands.
-Sheridan probably shouldn't have this chat with G'Kar on the bridge.
-Looking for sedition.
-And finding it.
-He's not happy with being a rat.
-Flyboy's got his scent.
-Lantz doesn't want to catch G'Kar's diplomatic cooties.
-Deactivating the engines will be a problem.
-Lantz not having any of Sheridan's belligerence.
-Ha, he's a weasel!
-Yep, Sheridan's secret is gonna get out.
-Take the present, dummy.
-Ha! Sheridan's first kill.
-Yep, Londo knows.
-Time's up.
-Let's escalate the situation!
-Everyone pull their piece.
-And there we go.
-There goes the docking pylon.
-And kaboom!
-That won't go over well.
-Sheridan pulling out the regs.
-Greasy dude is sliding around.
-And Sheridan has his ultimatum.
-Flyboy found his whale.
-Ooooh, the dress uniform.
-Sheridan's fuck you apology.
-There's the bogey.
-Kosh showed up for this one.
-And nobody wants to talk with Londo.
-G'Kar hiding in the bushes.
-Firing off the log.
-Just before he gets vaped.
-Delenn and Kosh going to sneak off for nookie.
-That was a bad look.
-He left a present.
-Cap'n is a good jumper.
-Gravity's not that low.
-Kosh taking off his hat.
-Kosh is a magic glowy telepathy dude.
-Who has the convenient power of levitation.
-Delenn checking in on her boyfriend.
-So, what do athiests see?
-The Vorlons are ancient astronauts.
-But Londo was not touched by Vorlons.
-Taking away the loudmouth traitor.
-Ha, '90s static.
-But the spooky spider is revealed!
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:14 am

waxingjaney wrote:Babylon 5 S2E22: The Fall of Night

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-So, what do athiests see?

Shiny Richard Dawkins
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:16 am

Awww shiiiiit, Season 3 Cool

S3 E1

Spoiler:

- Kosh playin hard to get
- Hrmm, so just the act of being seen put strain on Kosh. Was he still protecting his "real" form by projecting Angels and Gods to each individual species?
- "Good." D-does Kosh have a sense of humour? rofl
- Noticeable improvements in the CGI and the pew pew pewing
- Hrm, that was one of the races that the Centauri were annexing
- Holy shit, it's Space Aragorn. Sinclair Rangers?
- Oh holy shit, this intro. Ivanova, "The Shadow War", look at that CGI
- Oh hey, we got some new regulars incoming
- And Garibaldi, now with more "baldi"
- "I hate being cheered up." This Sheridan guy is all right
- New medlab! Series must've gotten a budget increase
- "He's not going anywhere." Famous last words
- I wish I could swag everywhere like Mr Morden does
- Manifest Destiny
- Probably not smart to tell Morden to go away
- They'll go away "for as long as you want." Meaning he'll fuck with something so that Londo needs to beg him for assistance again
- "I'm here to ask you guys WTF IS THIS SHIT, GUYS? WHAT DID YOU DO?"
- Delenn: "They're nearly invincible." Sheridan: "HA, there was this one time with a Minbari ship that I... oh, sorry Delenn."
- The practice of joy is another duty. This fucking guy basically just said "Drink on the job!"
- Londo saw the ship in his death dream?
- Oh right, he would never have seen the ships he's been using.
- Delenn and Lennier are like two white people trying to buy drugs for the first time but they're only going off of what they've seen on TV
- Marcus and Morphin Time power coin
- A Minbari Metal Pipe
- That one guy didn't get KO'd, he just used the ruckus as an excuse to start nap-time
- Of course Ivanova already knows everything
- Terrorist training camps
- Saddle up, it's fucking go time
- Morden divying up the galaxy so easily "No guarantees, bro."
- Londo digging for the ships just before Morden leaves
- Cool, The Sinclair Rangers are flying right into a Shadow death-trap
- Sinclair's face says "Yeah, fuck Babylon 5, I'm doing this White Star shit from now on"
- "I try never to get involved in my own life, too much trouble." I love you Garibaldi rofl
- "It's got Warp Drive like in Star Trek."
- "I notice you have artificial gravity, also like Star Trek."
- "So we've had problems with the people who actually know how to fight recently, so we staffed the crew with a bunch of nerds"
- "So you don't have universal translators like Star Trek?"
- Oh man, I've been waiting for the Intelligence guy to talk with G'Kar so he can confirm the shadows or make people think he's crazy
- Man, there's just something about G'Kar explaining the spiritual texts and history of the Narn
- "Holy shit, this holographic viewscreen is way better than Star Trek"
- Welp, Shadows incoming
- See, Delenn is losing her shit because the Minbari doesn't afraid of anything and can whip anyone in a fight, they don't know how to deal with someone who can overpower them. Sheridan's all "Yeah, been there, this ain't nothin."
- Oh man, those quick-turn maneuvers
- Go Go Sinclair Rangerssssss
- Sheridan is tricksy, he doesn't want them to know they have Warp Drive
- See, there it is. Delenn's all "we are so fucked, this Shadow ship will kill us" and Sheridan's all "Hey babe, you're talking to the Star Killer Wink wink nudge nudg " and then Delenn just throws up all over his shoes because that line was so bad
- "The Bonehead Maneuver. No offense." "Nah man, the racism is fine."
- I put a Gate in your Gate so you can Jump while you Jump
- Oh man, an "expendable" jump gate because that race that died of the plague :/
- Awriiight, they blew up a Shadow
- And probably themselves
- Delenn just happens to fall into Sheridan's arms
- Oh god, Morden's in with Earthdome
- There's a Psi-Cop with him
- A sharing circle!
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:57 pm

Babylon 5 S3E1: Matters of Honor

Spoiler:

Sheridan gets a shiny new toy, and Earthforce takes an interest in the news.

-Ooooh, overhead CG.
-Kosh was worn out by being so magical.
-Kosh still gonna Kosh.
-Sending off a runner.
-Now he can die.
-Oh, he's a ranger.
-New intro... war was begun.
-New dude in the credits.
-And a new spaceship.
-New dude in the credits, with a name.
-Seven years to Babylon 5... I'd better take a leak before I go into hibernation.
-Ahhh, that cheerful Russian optimism.
-Oh, he wants to chat with Delenn.
-New medical set.
-Lol, he's gone.
-Londo cutting Morden loose.
-Yeah, I don't think he's going away.
-Uh oh, camera footage.
-Delenn being very careful with her words.
-And Sheridan calling her out on it.
-Delenn being all doomy.
-The badge of the Rangers!
-Londo's enjoying his happy mood.
-Flashback time.
-Delenn and Lennier gone slumming.
-Lennier doing his duty as taster.
-That's a bit grisly for a bauble.
-Aw, he has a tragic heart.
-Uh oh, followers.
-Oooh, expanding staff. Time to kick butt.
-Delenn pretty handy with the boom stick.
-I suppose we don't need our poor disguises anymore.
-Well, Ivanova's been paying attention.
-Break a blockade with, what?
-But new guy has a plan.
-Captain's got a conscience.
-And he's ready to kick some butt of his own.
-You get *that* much galaxy, and we get *this* much galaxy.
-Aha! That one little colony.
-And Morden is also good buddies with Refa, so he doesn't really need Londo.
-Well well well! A new little warship for Season 3, just like DS9.
-And thus were 10 million White Star versus Defiant flamewars launched into the Internet.
-Garibaldi being beneficially recursive.
-Monks flying the warship.
-G'Kar knows what's up.
-His book of recipes and ancient tales.
-Let's blow up some stuff. Aye aye, Cap'n.
-Ooooh, holographic display.
-Close-up shots, for trouble!
-Delenn's spooked, but Sheridan has enough balls for two.
-And everyone's running for the hills.
-Oh ho, Mister Ambush reaffirms his bonafides.
-Yeah, he's gonna do something zany.
-And kaboooomy.
-Aha, closing the door on the Markab system.
-Yeah, Delenn's horny.
-Hahaha, super cheesy jigglecam. Cost all of $10.
-Lennier had a small adventure.
-And presumably they parked the ship somewhere.
-Make up some random BS excuse.
-Meanwhile, back on Earth...
-Yeah, that report's going in the dead file.
-Oh ho, Morden and a Psicop. Dude gets frequent flyer miles.
-And some skullduggery.
-Meanwhile, counterskullduggery on B5.
-And Delenn gets to extemporate.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:08 pm

bomaye wrote:Awww shiiiiit, Season 3  Cool

S3 E1

Spoiler:

- They'll go away "for as long as you want." Meaning he'll fuck with something so that Londo needs to beg him for assistance again

Oh, it will be a lot worse than that.

- Delenn and Lennier are like two white people trying to buy drugs for the first time but they're only going off of what they've seen on TV

Bwahahahahaa! "So, do we ask him for a a dime joint, or does he have to leave a note in our pocket?"
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Post by bomaye on Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:31 pm

S3 E2

Spoiler:

- Missionaries and religious types making pilgrimages to B5 over the Kosh apperance
- Zack's blessed, let's give him a purple nurple
- Chaos incoming
- Dude fell for a Bugs Bunny level ACME trap, and it exploded. That was funny and horrifying at the same time.
- Oh I didn't realize that was Zack and he's a regular now, I thought Cole and some new guy were part of the cast
- I see 23rd century Christianity went monk-mode
- But strangely open-minded
- Wow, they're even willing to live in the ghetto
- Ohhhhh, science and faith being mixed together in a non sci-fi-storyline way.
- Is that fucking Shang Tsung.
- I don't mean that in a racist way, I mean literally, is that fucking Shang Tsung from the Mortal Kombat movie
- IT IS
- MORTAL KOMBATTTTTTT
- "I got hair, you got a bone!" Poor Lennier
- 7 DAYS TO LIVE
- Is he just fucking with the guy so he'll leave him alone
- Hahahaha, he's fucking with him
- Was that Londo behind Delenn?
- NO LENNIER DON'T GET BLOWED UP
- Yup, it was Londo
- Randomized terrorist bombings. Stop being contemporary, B5.
- Things going a little draconian
- Bone saved his life
- Narn and Centauri already blaming each other
- Londo's probably right, Lennier probably would do the same thing for him, or something similar
- I wonder if Londo's gonna start confessing things to him
- Good thing we've got tons of Christian Monks showing up so they can do human instinct type stuff
- Londo vs G'Kar, it's fucking GO TIME
- Londo had to think about whether he wanted to jump into the elevator
- You can kill him right now, G'Kar
- "Green Two." I assume because Universal Translators aren't a thing, all the alien races would have to learn Earth-English colours and numbers to use something as basic at the elevator on B5
- G'Kar giggling at the idea both of them will die, because he knows he'll kill Londo first
- "You forget the terms of our surrender." Oh my god, G'Kar
- "Up yours, guy." Holy shit G'Kar x)
- "Can anyone hear us!" "I hear you!" G'KAR rofl rofl rofl
- Loner and Quiet Guys, whoops guess I'm a bomber Sad
- This bad guy got pretty stereotype-cartoonish, but the justifications underneath it are pretty solid for the lone-wolf-terrorist type
- "Well, let's just take the risk and blow everyone up because the Captain is in danger"
- Sheridan lost a fistfight to a nerd
- Oh, then he won
- D'awww, Lennier woken up by a joke (totally cock-blocked Franklin tho, he was gonna start workin the charm on Delenn)
- Londo has the last laugh, G'Kar foiled again
- Both of them "Fuck my life"ing rofl
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:39 pm

Babylon 5 S3E2: Convictions

Spoiler:

Catch the mad bomber, with monks.

-Haha, Garibaldi's not into religious enlightenment.
-Yeah, well, don't touch my special blessing.
-Fake bomb threats.
-Looters!
-Oops, not so fake.
-Uh oh, the Sith have arrived.
-He looks friendly for an evil adept.
-Well, he's a friendly sort.
-And he wants to move in.
-Ha, he's a universalist.
-Oh, this guy is gonna have a ton of fun talking with Kosh.
-Sorry Ivanova, this dude is quite set.
-It's a good thing Garibaldi is also a forensic investigator.
-Lennier getting yapped at in the waiting room.
-Hahaha, he made up a plague just to get rid of the loudmouth.
-Boom again. That was nice of Lennier to save Londo's ass too.
-I bet it's the glasses dude.
-G'Kar back to agitating. He doesn't have anything else to do.
-And the counterpoint.
-Sheridan's not buying any of Londo's shit.
-Captain got his commission in Obviousity.
-Well, Londo has a bit of conscience left still.
-I suppose the Centauri also have screw-in lightbulbs.
-Ivanova's going to put the squatters to work.
-Naah, Londo's just going to jerk off, but six dicks takes a while.
-Well, this is awkward.
-Or not.
-Now it's really awkward.
-It seems Narns are a bit tougher than old pudgy Centauri.
-Ha, composite shot.
-G'Kar should have taken Londo's clothes while he was passed out.
-Ha, G'Kar just gets to watch.
-Up yours!
-Yeah, he looks like a sociopath.
-Probably has three bombs set in his quarters.
-If the station drops below 55, the bomb goes off.
-And he wants the captain!
-Link up da butt.
-Now do a little dance, make it sexy.
-Garibaldi has an idea.
-Naah, it's just a boom box.
-Ha, oops.
-The beep has told.
-Okay, he can let go now.
-Sinclair would have hit him better.
-The bad joke therapy: 100% effective.
-Hey, we got some bodies.
-Ha, this wasn't Londo's death dream anyway.
-Bickering like an old married couple.


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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by waxingjaney on Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:43 pm

bomaye wrote:S3 E2

Spoiler:

- Is that fucking Shang Tsung.
- I don't mean that in a racist way, I mean literally, is that fucking Shang Tsung from the Mortal Kombat movie
- IT IS
- MORTAL KOMBATTTTTTT

Haha, yep.
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Re: (re)watch Babylon 5

Post by bomaye on Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:07 pm

S3E3

Spoiler:

- RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
- Balls on Sheridan, but then again he blew up a Minbari ship so why should be he afraid of anything
- AHAHAHAHA He did the Malcolm X and gave him an unloaded gun
- Sorry guy, you don't have enough charisma to replace G'Kar
- A comet is a death symbol, poor Garibaldi
- Franklin not mackin on a chick, come on, that's not believable at all
- He went through the Captain's file, Ivanova's pretending to be upset but she totally wants to hear all the juicy gossip too
- Man, Londo just needling this guy and he's as cool as a cucumber.
- "A freaky lampshade is coming at us, bro!"
- Is he trying to send Vir to safety?
- "He wouldn't even spy on your government, he'd consider it rude" rofl
- Stims, oh shit. I thought Franklin was looking haggard
- Oh hey, that's the Narn from that freaky experiment ship (I had to look it up, I couldn't remember if that was just something I saw on Star Trek Discovery or if that was B5 too)
- If you don't pass the test, you die in a firey explosion. Gotta be a space prank
- G'Kar was going to go an epic rant there but got off
- N'Far thinks it's about pride too, damn man
- "You will earn more money, receive more attention, women may even come to find you attractive... in time." He had way too much fun saying that line
- "Always finding the good in every situation, eh captain?" "If I didn't, I'd end up like you." SAVAGE
- Franklin going through withdrawals
- Sounds like this alien race is trying to cheat on their homework
- They survived, but now Sheridan has to go a rabble meeting
- Franklin's ongoing drug problem continues
- Come back please Vir, you're still on the opening credits
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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:58 pm

Babylon 5 S3E3: A Day in the Strife

Spoiler:

Comings and goings, and an alien probe does both.

-Busy day at the barn.
-And lots of friendly chat.
-Ha, even ther Minbari are complaining.
-Ha, dude brings a pickaxe to a hearing.
-Sheridan balling this dude out.
-Awww, no bloodshed.
-Haha, he pulled the cap.
-Oh ho, the replacement lackey from the Vichy regime.
-Hey, that planet has an atmosphere after all.
-Not going to extradite Narn deGaulle.
-Ha, Garibaldi put a curse on someone's family.
-Doc's too tired to flirt.
-Doc found some pep in the bathroom.
-And Garibaldi knows what that 'pep' is.
-Londo being a bastard.
-We have a bogey.
-Someone's flying a lampshade.
-Naah, they're trying to unscramble the porn channels.
-Londo calling in a favor.
-Trying to get Vir a job.
-Garibaldi plying Doc with chow.
-And it's going to be an intervention.
-Doc doesn't have a problem, because he says he doesn't.
-He's not going to quit.
-Oh ho, a little back channel dealing.
-Oh, *that's* who this guy is.
-Yeah yeah, all Narns look alike.
-The message is: "You have a wonderful opportunity to invest in a Nigerian bank."
-No! It's a trap to see if they should destroy your planet for being too smart!
-Ha, they're just asking someone else to do their homework.
-Oh, well we'd better move it away then.
-Shucks, can't move it after all.
-Bickering in Narnland.
-Doc's on edge.
-And Ivanova's riding his ass.
-Ha, Minbar is cold and damp.
-Londo, you need someone to look after your conscience.
-Uh oh, trouble.
-Ha, he saw it coming.
-Aw fudge, not the transports.
-Haha, she could do it too.
-G'Kar's pimp robe.
-Garibaldi entering a plea.
-Which goes unanswered.
-Doc's flipping out.
-And he's back in the, well, syringe.
-Vichy's making his pitch.
-Sheridan's finally getting suspicious.
-Ha, called it.
-Sheridan's gambit paid off.
-The bot is conflicted about its order to die.
-You could have closed the blast doors.
-Ha, background dude learning to be a smartass.
-Oh, it's one of those swords.
-Well, we all knew how that would turn out.
-And there's the self-cut.
-Now don't bleed on the deck.
-No comeuppance for the Doc.... yet. I bet his patient dies now.
-Back to the Yap Club.
-And Londo will decide to call Vir back.
-Or not.
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Post by waxingjaney on Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:01 am

Babylon 5 S3E4: Passing through Gethsemane

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One of monks has a really bad day.

-Oooooh, Surround Sound.
-And the role of today's psychopath will be filled by Brad Dourif.
-Poor Sheridan. Monks have nothing to do but play chess all day long.
-Hahahaha, yep.
-Oh, Ivanova gets to meet Kosh this time.
-Origami crystal? Mmmmkay.
-He sounds like Lennier.
-Kosh a'creepin'
-And it's Lyta Time!
-Nice glide out of the boat.
-Well, she made it in.
-Ha, they waited until she was toasted to pick her up.
-Ya rly. The Vorlons aren't going to take any shit from some snot-nosed Psicop.
-Garibaldi: dapper as ever.
-All the names of god? Naah, you don't want to finish that list.
-The black rose. Hmmm.
-Uh oh, exposition time.
-We just kill your brain instead.
-I bet the Psicops get to do that, and they would neeeeeeeeeeeeeever abuse that power.
-The Vorlons gave her some pep.
-And she's ducking out before she has to give any more awkward explanations.
-Uh oh, a message.
-And now it's gone.
-Ha, Londo gonna get smacked.
-But he's onto something.
-And he's not too choosy about how he gets there.
-Neither is Lyta.
-And she wasn't that kind of teep when she left.
-Wacky Minbari philosophy.
-And some human philosophy.
-Someone put the trippy in his head.
-Probably that Centauri.
-Flashbacks to the UK.
-Oh, a black rose. That may be important.
-Brother Theo wants to shut this one down.
-Oh no, he's digging into it.
-Well, 4 hours isn't bad for something that generic.
-Probably ties up the computer too.
-They're dancing around the obvious answer.
-Oh, there's the computer.
-Yep, he got brainbleached.
-Oops, lost track of their boogie.
-Nope, the god appeal didn't work.
-Ha, someone's messing with him.
-Those alien teeps.
-Here's our crew.
-They're going to kill him in a church.
-Well, the one with the boggle eyes will.
-Or, we'll bring in our unlicensed teep.
-Bag on the head. Garibaldi's favorite.
-Lol, they're just going to leave him alone in the office.
-Huh, I guess they just hit him a lot.
-That's a rough way to get an answer.
-They'll probably wipe him too.
-I suppose this is the Catholic death speech.
-Yep, death.
-Come on Ivanova, spill all the gossip.
-Yep, wiped *and* a monk. Quite unusual circumstances.
-Theo laying it on.
-Kosh not wearing his hat.
-They're making kissyface, and she's got gills now. Wonder how Doc missed that, unless that's what she was gone for this last time.
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Post by bomaye on Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:51 am

B5 S3E4

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- Kirk never would've lost a chess-match to a Monk
- "Divine inspiration" This fucking troll rofl
- Oh hey, OG Psychic Girl is back
- Ohohohoooo, Brother Edward gonna get sum
- Right, death of the personality and then slave labour
- Garibaldi and Delenn going at it over murder-punishment philosophy should be good in this episode
- Oh nevermind, Brother Edward is gonna get killed
- Prediction: Brother Edward is a mind-wiped murderer and one of his victims is coming for him
- Nightmare threats are scary
- Yup, he's hallucinating. Also he didn't know "if he would've had the courage to stay, knowing what was gonna happen."
- Sounds like Brother Theo knows that Brother Edward was a criminal before. Maybe all the Monks are?
- 4 hours to do a basic google search
- "One of my monks is having bad dreams." Without context, the idea of the head of the local religious order summoning the station commander because his guy is having nightmares is hilarious
- Ah, I get it, net neutrality doesn't exist in the future so the military will have paid for a better internet connection
- I feel like Garibaldi should suspect something and someone should be getting him into Dr Franklin's office right about now
- They had Dexter in B5's universe too
- Huh someone's actually trying to set him up to remember everything
- Coulda just bonked him with a space wrench in downbelow instead of going to all this trouble
- I'm surprised Lyta would go along with illegal psychic stuff so easily
- Though it's kind of funny that they covered his eyes, because he's a psychic, he could peek into her memories and see what she looks like
- Ehhhhh, crucifixion seems a bit much, he wasn't religious when he was a murderer so it's not really sending a relevant message and just comes off as attempted shock factor. Unless the point was the mob is just as evil and sadistic as the criminal
- And now he got mind-wiped.
- Brother Theo laying down the holy law on Sheridan
- Those harp notes made it sound like Lyta and Kosh were having wild psychic sexy times
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Post by bomaye on Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:08 pm

B5S3E5

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- Ohohohoooo, Zack's fidgety but also on to Garibaldi sneaking around with the other Power Rangers
- Probablyyyyyy shouldn't be having secret meetings in rooms without doors
- Just let the old people sleep, guys
- Eyyyyy Space Ghost, Coast-to-Coast
- I love how dramatic Draal makes everything
- Eyyyy, Zack likes them hot, blonde and arrogant
- G'Kar misses being in on the juicy gossip
- Oh shiiii he found out about the Rangers
- Delenn's a bad liar
- How rude, she's touching all of Sheridan's things
- "The guys back home think you need Wormtongue"
- She almost did the Mr Burns twiddly fingers thing
- Draal was totally just screwing with her
- Filtering out the "mentally unstable" at an early age
- Ha, Draal forgot he was plugged into the Matrix
- She's totally gonna stray from the path
- Use the force, Susie
- Wuh-oh, the Shadows found out her name. And they're at the planet where one of the old folks are sleeping
- Ohoooo, she heard Morden's voice telling them the Earth President is dead'ed, I wonder if she'll recognize him
- I mean, they've got the proof, but if what Blondie is saying is true, they've already put everything in place anyways, so it doesn't matter
- She's so awkward in trying to be sexy.
- AHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SUSIE Q POPPED IN ON HIM
- "I think you're about to go where... everyone's gone before" Holy shit, Ivanova rofl rofl: rofl rofl
- The Zack Attack's Here To Mack, Jack
- Eyyyyy Ivanova, if you play your cards right, Cole will let you go where everyone's gone before too
- All the 9-5 schlubs looking around at each other like "Tomi Lahren's sure laying down some thick Nazi-ass shit here"
- Fucking Cthulhu Space Monster has disco fever
- Oh my god, is she literally playing at their pride using the Vorlons rofl
- Even though it's big news, I'm still betting that the authoritarian mechanisms are in place so that it doesn't matter. Maybe it even moves the Purge up
- Awww poor Zack
- This better be G'Kar making a late-night booty-call on Garibaldi
- Ahaaaaa, G'Kar probably knows what's up if he's giving Garibaldi the book
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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:47 pm

Babylon 5 S3E5: Voices of Authority

Spoiler:

Sheridan gets a political minder, and Ivanova goes looking for C'thulu.

-Crappy costuming department.
-Garibaldi slinking in late.
-Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep space.
-Elves hiding in their hidden kingdoms.
-Oh, remember the new guy in the credits?
-Sounds like a grand adventure!
-Another guest star!
-Horrible death? Yaaaay!
-Uh oh, they're going Lovecraft hunting.
-Ha, she's not buying his cheesy pickup lines.
-G'Kar trying to make friends.
-Ha, he thinks they're doing it.
-And now he's fishing.
-And she starts out with the butter.
-Hahahahahaha, Sheridan gets a minder.
-And Sheridan's pulling rank.
-They're quite snippy at each other.
-Shucks, he has to eat with her after all.
-And she's recruiting a source.
-Meanwhile, down in Bartertown.
-Ivanova made a friend.
-Lol, "displaced".
-The Marsies. Those rotten Marsies.
-Ha, he forgot to unplug himself.
-Just relax and let it eat your brain.
-Space, the final frontier...
-Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
-Oh! The season 1 planet where Sinclair's girlfriend almost died.
-Don't look! Don't look at Sauron!
-Risky playing with the palantir.
-Well, that was a convenient interception.
-Lol, it's not proof. It's a random movie.
-Ha, she's gonna shag him.
-Haha, Captain has to distract her.
-Hahaha, Ivanova with the snark.
-And a nipple joke.
-G'Kar has nothing else to do but chase down rumors.
-Ha, they're kinda snipey.
-She's stuck with Not-agorn.
-Time to lay down the new order.
-Ha, there's the grand conspiracy.
-And *that* is where sublety and nuance die.
-There's our grand boogie.
-Power readings are off the scale, sir!
-The tiki god deigns to appear.
-No one loves France.
-Yeah, good luck authenticating that.
-Naaah, that can be faked... by high-ranking Earthforce generals, for example.
-Zog. A simple word that translates into 77,349 paragraphs.
-Ha ha ha, Ivanova dogging their pride.
-Oh, well that worked out. Tiki has a sensitive spot after all.
-Bye bye blondie.
-Garibaldi calling him out.
-And Zack calling back.
-Blondie not quite gone yet.
-Turn the lights on *before* you stub your toe.
-G'kar proselytizing.
-New end credits music.
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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:51 pm

bomaye wrote:B5S3E5

Spoiler:

- Ohoooo, she heard Morden's voice telling them the Earth President is dead'ed, I wonder if she'll recognize him

Ivanova never had any real interaction with him. Sheridan might, if he's good at remembering voices.
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Post by bomaye on Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:36 am

Babylon 5 S3E6

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- "I was just following orders" Suck it, Free Speech-Nazi
- Bester incoming, time for another criminal hunt
- Huh, maybe that line is legit this time
- "Can we wound him? Just a little?" I love Ivanova rofl
- Vir's back Grin
- Huh, Ivanova's gonna blow him up
- God damn, she was gonna do it
- Did he say they dissected Talia?
- Vir having optimism that Londo can be saved
- Dust is a hell of a drug
- And of course, G'Kar's already buying from them
- Hrm, exterminated the Narn telepaths but it could potentially jumpstart them again
- The sleep of the just
- Of course G'Kar used it on himself
- D-did he just live Londo's life?
- I like how B5 has no like entrance hallways or anything for quarters. You just open the door and you're out in the general walking space. Sorta like a hospital
- G'Kar's trippin balls
- Are they seriously doing Good Cop/Bad Cop but actually just pretending Bad Cop/Psi-Cop
- Welp, RIP Vir and Londo
- Niiiice, a sound attack to break up a drug deal
- Wow, he fucked up Londo pretty good
- Ohhhhh boy, he's finding out Londo did everything
- And he's finding out everything and tripping balls all at once. Seeing his dad strung up
- Don't listen to him G'Kar, kill'em all
- Oh shit, did Kosh intercept him before he could blow the whole thing?
- Yup, he did
- Fuck, man. G'Kar just found out his worst enemy put his entire race in the shit and then his version of Jesus just told him to rise above it
- Two months for buying and using drugs and beating the shit out of two political appointees. Man, if you hate politicians, B5 is the place to be
- Of course they created Dust

Probably a testament to Walter Koenig that I used to be like "Eyyyy, Chekov! cheers " and now I'm like "Bester Shudder "
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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:27 pm

Babylon 5 S3E6: Dust to Dust

Spoiler:

Bester's back, and G'Kar tries drugs.

-Sheridan taking sides for free speech.
-Hahahahaha, Ivanova's least favorite person.
-Another danger to everyone? Jeez, Bester gets all the fun jobs.
-Oh, well that one might be a danger to somebody.
-Those are pretty weak pipes. Good thing they're not filled with anything, hot, corrosive, radioactive, etc.
-Oh yeah, conspirators need some shielding from Psicops.
-Hahaha, just a little flesh wound.
-Londo's conscience is back.
-Londo is a hot topic of hushed conservation.
-"He's all wacked up, Doc."
-Drug epidemic teed up.
-Guess who's coming to dinner.
-Ivanova wants some private time.
-Build up to Ivanova blowing him away...
-Ha, Sheridan just in time.
-And delivers a nice Light Side pep talk.
-Ha! Teep screen.
-Bester don't mess around with formalities.
-Gambiting away.
-Trust indeed. They could have shot him up with death.
-Vir back to being a reluctant gofer.
-Lennier being all philosophical.
-Magic teep coke.
-Oh, there's our drug lord.
-But there are no Narn telepaths, not yet.
-Oh, they were killed! Well now.
-Bester making his good guy speech.
-And of course G'Kar tried the wacky weed himself.
-He can fly if he's high!
-Lol, no one cares that a Narn is wacked up.
-Yeah, he cracked easy.
-Bad cop Garibaldi.
-Ha, Bester gambits pretty well.
-Uh oh! It's G'Kar! And he's not happy.
-Hahahahahaha, toys and candy.
-Here comes the skullduggers.
-Sonic denial.
-Well, there's one hurt.
-Londo flashbacks.
-Londo got the suck assignment.
-But they forgot his old crappy hairstyle.
-Oh, Morden flashback.
-And now G'Kar knows.
-And he wants more.
-G'Kar flashbacks.
-Oh ho! A Vorlon epiphany.
-And the juice wore off.
-Just in case you hadn't figured it out, here's an encounter suit.
-Londo's going to make it.
-Huh, the future lets you represent yourself.
-Sheridan trying to bail out G'Kar.
-Pretty light sentence for beating up an ambassador. You'd think the Centauri would complain.
-And off goes Bester.
-He is slightly less of an asshole without the teep powers.
-Luckily Bester decided to run his mouth unnecessarily about a Psicorps program.
-G'kar has a martyrdom complex now.


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Post by waxingjaney on Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:32 pm

Spoiler:

- Did he say they dissected Talia?

Yeah, just making sure the audience knows she's NOT coming back.
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Post by bomaye on Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:47 am

S3E7

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- Sean Connery's on-station
- Male Bridge Extra gets a name and a promotion!
- Grosss, getting humped in the back by a freaky giant insect
- Ahahahahahaaa Male Bridge Extra is gonna get loyalty tested
- What if he's already a Sinclair Ranger
- Go to the doctor, old man!
- Did that background guy just steal something off of Duncan's display
- Oh boy, if Doctor Hotstuff here doesn't end up getting up to some Frankie-Pankie, I'm gonna be surprised
- Something screwy on Minbar, Shadows setting up a perimeter, and some snail mail incoming
- I like that the computer responds to "what the hell is that?"
- I think they can still hear you, Marcus
- Dude found a gummy worm without food colouring
- All of Marcus'friends are turning into worm-humpers
- God I hope Male Bridge Extra takes everything the wrong way and things Ivanova's hitting on him
- Oh god he is taking it the wrong way
- Maybe you shouldn't be yelling about your contact network in public with the Head of Security, Marcus
- He's getting her flowers just in case, fucking yes rofl
- I love that he's not doing the normal thing and going "HOLY SHIT SHE LOVES ME GETTIN SOME TONIGHT Wink wink nudge nudg " and more like "... Fuck I don't actually know what's going on here, but just in case, maybe I should do this romantic thing?"
- If I'm Franklin, I'm out, don't need none of that Xenomorph shit
- "I found them" This fucking guy rofl
- Is Ivanova gonna think Cole left her the roses
- "Shake it twice" and he KO's himself, I can't believe that worked
- Couldn't you freaky aliens have just told them what you were doing beforehand?
- Maybe ask them about the Shadows
- Ahahahahaha, she gave them to Cole angrily
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