Re: BiSian's School of Misandrist Bitchery (Mockery of Jerks and Random Funness)

by PintsizeBro Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:01 am

And if the staff of power can't hit the back of the vag of holding, the woman will leave the man and it will be So Cruel.

Sorry, I'm not very good at this.

by Guest Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:05 am

waxingjaney wrote:Yeah, but once teh vaggas are stretched out, they make great Bags of Holding. Need a place to store a dozen jewels, three maps, five rockets, and a Staff of Power?

We are talking about D&D riiiiiight?

by **Robjection** Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:07 am

waxingjaney wrote:Yeah, but once teh vaggas are stretched out, they make great Bags of Holding. Need a place to store a dozen jewels, three maps, five rockets, and a Staff of Power?

BiSian's School of Misandrist Bitchery (Mockery of Jerks and Random Funness) - Page 5 Mfw+_21ca1e077fa8d5c1a4b122d1b51e1584

by BasedBuzzed Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:29 am

The Mikey wrote:
waxingjaney wrote:Yeah, but once teh vaggas are stretched out, they make great Bags of Holding. Need a place to store a dozen jewels, three maps, five rockets, and a Staff of Power?

We are talking about D&D riiiiiight?

With a hint of FATAL. Reminds of this(not safe for sanity): http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Arseplomancer

by **eselle28** Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:25 pm

by Guest Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:17 pm

eselle28 wrote:

BiSian's School of Misandrist Bitchery (Mockery of Jerks and Random Funness) - Page 5 52oxUk4

No words, just "Oh shit, really!?"

by caliseivy Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:20 pm

I'm just gonna assume they mean "I'm totally up for stabbing a fool who won't piss off."

by **reboot** Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:59 pm

caliseivy wrote:I'm just gonna assume they mean "I'm totally up for stabbing a fool who won't piss off."

True. As long as no is replaced by a far more expletive laden/heavily armed rejection method I can run with this.

Or, as Rooms once said, "We have passed level "No!" and reached level "Fuck off!""

by **Robjection** Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:57 pm

reboot wrote:True. As long as no is replaced by a far more expletive laden/heavily armed rejection method I can run with this.

Or, as Rooms once said, "We have passed level "No!" and reached level "Fuck off!""

Is there a list of these levels somewhere?

by WJMorris3 Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:49 pm

So does this make Bill Cosby the new spokesperson for Bud Light?

by waxingjaney Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:36 pm

Nope, Keenan Ivory Wayans did that joke a long time ago. Google 'Bolt 45' if you dare.

by **reboot** Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:45 am

Robjection wrote:
reboot wrote:True. As long as no is replaced by a far more expletive laden/heavily armed rejection method I can run with this.

Or, as Rooms once said, "We have passed level "No!" and reached level "Fuck off!""
Is there a list of these levels somewhere?

He made one up but I cannot remember all the levels. It was pretty clever. I need to ask him to remind me. I know it ended with level "9 mil", which is not a rather bloody end

by **reboot** Wed May 06, 2015 10:47 am

I should not laugh at this but I did

by caliseivy Wed May 06, 2015 12:38 pm

reboot wrote:I should not laugh at this but I did

She just needs to lean in more.

by Gentleman Johnny Wed May 06, 2015 1:56 pm

Just caught up on Last Week Tonight. John Oliver's got a great bit on that Bud Light label.

by Conreezy Wed May 06, 2015 2:19 pm

WJMorris3 wrote:So does this make Bill Cosby the new spokesperson for Bud Light?

Dayum! Burn!

by Gentleman Johnny Wed May 06, 2015 2:23 pm

reboot wrote:I should not laugh at this but I did

This just proves that men and women have inherently different ways of killing. Its probably a hormone thing. If she got a knife and went to people's houses like men do, she'd get the same recognition. Its just biology, man. You can't argue with science. Razz

by jcorozza Wed May 06, 2015 6:54 pm

Which episode? (One of my college friends writes for that show, so just assume that the funniest jokes are his Smile

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by **reboot** Wed May 06, 2015 7:01 pm

Gentleman Johnny wrote:
reboot wrote:I should not laugh at this but I did

This just proves that men and women have inherently different ways of killing. Its probably a hormone thing. If she got a knife and went to people's houses like men do, she'd get the same recognition. Its just biology, man. You can't argue with science.

Must be something to do with evolution, because $evopsyche

by BiSian Thu May 07, 2015 12:44 am

Dear asswipes,
NO I was not conducting an experiment on The Failure of Teh Menz to Recnogize a Clear No. I wanted to drink beer with my friends and then play darts. However, congratulations--your assbagery is forever gonna be my go-to anecdote for TFTMRCN...or whatever acronym works.

Douche Bag #1: No, actually, "negging" or whatever the fuck you were trying to do doesn't work. Calling me stupid and asking if I lived under a rock because I wouldn't answer your condescending question about leopards (leopards, really?)...Yeah it does make me wanna touch your penis--with my pointy heels, repeatedly!
However, congratulations--your friend made you look good by comparison.

Douche Bag #2: When I remove your hand from my shoulder, do not replace it. When I say "Don't touch me" and remove your hand, it is not a FUCKING invitation to immediately try to touch me again!! When I remove your hand for the 3rd time and am getting visibly irate, don't whine that you just wanna talk--and don't pout when I reasonably point out that you don't need to touch me in order to have a conversation. When I state "Don't touch me!" for the fourth time, raising my voice and glaring at your dumb face...Yeah calling me a "bad person" and "mean"...
I'm not sorry that I screamed in your face "I TOLD YOU TO STOP TOUCHING ME! HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!!"
I am sorry that I waited that long to rip you a new asshole.
And I am sad that you are so lacking in self awareness that, while fucking off (at light speed, I might add. You knew you were in the wrong) you had to raise your voice and mock me. I am sorry you're such a shit head that a woman explicitly telling you "No" is going to be re-told as...that one night I ran into a psycho bitch.

by Gentleman Johnny Thu May 07, 2015 1:33 am

Man, bitches be crazy! Wait, that's not right. . . let me try again. . . dudebros be tripping, yo. Yeah, that's closer. Were these expat teachers, too?

by Gentleman Johnny Thu May 07, 2015 1:34 am

jcorozza wrote:Which episode? (One of my college friends writes for that show, so just assume that the funniest jokes are his )

The latest one assuming you were asking me.

by BiSian Thu May 07, 2015 4:16 am

Gentleman Johnny wrote:Man, bitches be crazy! Wait, that's not right. . . let me try again. . . dudebros be tripping, yo. Yeah, that's closer. Were these expat teachers, too?

Most likely--that's the majority of white people in this city. Which is really fun to imagine those fools with any position of responsibility over children... I' hope they're college students or travelers, but I doubt it.

by **reboot** Fri May 29, 2015 9:28 pm

I love me some Madonna-Whore dichotomy nonsense. Gotta admit the post Lazarus had some new twists than the same old, sa!e old misogynist

by jcorozza Sat May 30, 2015 12:48 am

Yeah, that sure was a douche of a different color. Made it really hard to play bingo.

Holy hell, though, that stuff about abuse, and wanting to be with a woman who is "strong enough" to...stop abuse? Shark farts, that was messed up.

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