Re: Random Thoughts: The Randoming

[Robjection]

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA.

Is that from that cartoon made entirely from YouTube comments?

[Guest]

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA.

Is that from that cartoon made entirely from YouTube comments?

Haha, no. It's from a prank call these folks did on an online radio show.



It's pretty funny.

[kath]

I think chair dancing to Shake it Off, employed over time, has the potential to be a self-soothing tool for me.

[waxingjaney]

As long as you don't fall off the chair doing it.

[BasedBuzzed]

>think up "content of their character sheet" pun
>google to check whether original
>only one version, in a forum post
Morphic resonance, will you let me get away with this?

[BasedBuzzed]

>3 "you're a sweet guy, I'm sure you'll find someone" variations in one night, 2 not prompted by any advances
Is it a fluke or am I somehow advertising signs of frustration(which generally doesn't happen, and there's not really anything different about tonight)? Needless to say, if you consider me a sweet guy your standards are bonkers.

[caliseivy]

Been seeing a real surge in BS posts on Fb lately. I think it's finally time to whittle down my list to maybe just the handful of people I actually care about.

[BasedBuzzed]

>"I don't understand why you distrust me, I have the power to heal anyone and haven't been sick for over 50 years."
Alright, I quit. Shit doesn't earn enough dosh for the time spend typing messages and nothing's going to top this guy.

[Robjection]

Does the phrase "I can't explain" apply if you can explain but the explanation itself is something you can't explain?

[Hirundo Bos]

I crossed my legs today, and for a moment wasn't sure about which leg was which. I was particularly conscious about the left one, because I'd stepped in something a dog made earlier, and I hadn't managed to get all of it off, and when I tried to remember which shoe, it looked like the right, but my body sense told me it was the left, and so I got confused, about not just the shoes, but the feet as well. A bit like when you cross your fingers and put a pencil between them and it feels like to. Only weirder.

[Robjection]

Also am I the only one who thinks this looks like jolly good fun?

[WJMorris3]

As callous as it sounds, I suspect Joaquin hitting us hard is about the only way they'll finish building 55.

[KMR]

I was born in Ukraine and moved to the US when I was 6, which means that I'm very Americanized but have a handful of little foreign quirks. And apparently, I can weird out a whole group of Americans by stating that, when I used to eat cereal as a kid, I would heat it up in the microwave so the milk was warm.*

*Not because that's how Russians eat cereal, but because I hadn't discovered cereal at all until I came to America and didn't realize there was a "wrong" way to eat it.

[Wondering]

So the storytime children's librarian is a mansplainer. Ugh.

[Robjection]

So I see a character being described as "larger than life" and I find myself thinking "Just how large is life anyway?"

[Guest]

So I see a character being described as "larger than life" and I find myself thinking "Just how large is life anyway?"

Thanks, Rob. Now I have the Backstreet Boys song stuck in my head.

[eselle28]

Buying a bottle of liquor at the airport gift shop so you can spike your little airplane cups of soda and juice is some real commitment to getting drunk while flying. Doing it on a 6 AM flight is eyebrow raising. Arguing with the flight attendant when she takes it away from you is douchey and might easily go into arrestable territory. Loudly complaining how unfair it is through the rest of a red eye flight where most people brought pillows or sleep masks is potentially suicidal.

[nearly_takuan]

It seems that between my ideological opposition to the concept of retail clinics and my distaste for voiced phone calls, the latter has won out.

I guess it doesn't help that speech is currently physically painful, but I actually think that was not much of a factor in this really.

[Guest]

Ya know what? I think I'm finished with Facebook for awhile, fak it.

It's only good for the professional art community I've found there now. And even then, no, just no. I deleted the app from my phone too.

[nearly_takuan]

These days any time someone uses the actual word "nearly" I get a little weirded out.

[Hirundo Bos]

Just bought a bottle of mayonnaise with a brand name that's also my sister's name, and my sister really doesn't like mayonnaise, and I find that funny for some reason.

Also, nearly, I also sometimes associate that word with you.

[Caffeinated]

My friend sent me a link to something called Serial Killer Speed Dating. http://www.serialkillerspeeddating.com/what-the-hell/

This is a real speed dating event mixed with planted actors as serial killers. I think my friend's going to go. Not sure if I think it's just too weird, or if it's just too mundane (after all, aren't we always screening potential dates to be sure they're not going to kill us?). If I were still single and in LA, I'd probably go with her.

[sky]

I got in a hot car while wearing a sweatshirt today, and when I pulled my arms inside in order to take it off, realized the air was actually cooler inside the sweatshirt than outside.

[Robjection]

So far it looks like being an MRA sounds a lot more awesome when the M stands for Mutant.

[Wondering]

My extroverted baby. Making more friends in an afternoon grocery shopping than I have in the past decade.

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